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Song Parodies -> "She'll Be Comin' And 'A Shoutin'"
Original Song Title:
"She'll Be Comin' 'Round The Mountain"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"She'll Be Comin' And 'A Shoutin'"
Parody Written by:
Dee Range
The Lyrics
She'll be comin' when I'm mountin' yes she'll come
She'll be comin' while I'm mountin' that sweet bum
She'll be comin' like a fountain
Then I'll come between her mountains
Whe'll be comin' and a shoutin' 'till we're numb
She'll be dinin' on some tube steak when I come
She'll be dinin' on some lubed steak when I come
Hope she knows just what she's doin'
Lotsa lickin' no damn chewin'
She'll be lickin' I'll be mooin' 'till I come
She'll be swearin' like a sailor when she comes
She'll be handcuffed like a jailer when she comes
She'll be harpooned like a whaler
"Thar she blows!" will never fail her
She'll be swearin' as I nail her when she comes
Well I'll go all out and eat her 'till she comes
Yes I'll tongue her and I'll eat her 'till she comes
Yes I'll tongue her 'cause my peter's
'Bout the same size as a 'skeeter's
So I'll tongue her and I'll eat her 'till she comes
Will I have to sleep with grandma when she comes?
Will I have to eat her grandma 'till she comes?
Since her teeth are made of plastic
When they're out she'll be fantastic
And I'll shake just like a spastic if she humms
She'll be comin' while I'm mountin' that sweet bum
She'll be comin' like a fountain
Then I'll come between her mountains
Whe'll be comin' and a shoutin' 'till we're numb
She'll be dinin' on some tube steak when I come
She'll be dinin' on some lubed steak when I come
Hope she knows just what she's doin'
Lotsa lickin' no damn chewin'
She'll be lickin' I'll be mooin' 'till I come
She'll be swearin' like a sailor when she comes
She'll be handcuffed like a jailer when she comes
She'll be harpooned like a whaler
"Thar she blows!" will never fail her
She'll be swearin' as I nail her when she comes
Well I'll go all out and eat her 'till she comes
Yes I'll tongue her and I'll eat her 'till she comes
Yes I'll tongue her 'cause my peter's
'Bout the same size as a 'skeeter's
So I'll tongue her and I'll eat her 'till she comes
Will I have to sleep with grandma when she comes?
Will I have to eat her grandma 'till she comes?
Since her teeth are made of plastic
When they're out she'll be fantastic
And I'll shake just like a spastic if she humms
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I'll be dealing you some fivers 'for I leave
I'll be dealing you some fivers 'for I leave...
I'll be dealing you some fivers 'for I leave...
I was thinking about going down on your ones, but instead I rose up and shot you some fives.... AND you can take that the way you want it!
Hilariously naughty. Great wordplay.
spurts of laughter here
John took the words right out of my, um, er... mouth... Fantastic double-mount-tatt-res!
Hey, this parody is about SEX. It gets three 5s.
This is a real hoot of hilarity!
Thanks No-Peter Andersson, Matthias, John Barry, alvin rhodes scholar, TJC, Johnny 'The master of this genre' D., and AFW. Votes and comments always greatly appreciated.
Awesome, just awesome, Dee. Some hung mosquito, eh? I need to show this to Nicole; she'll get a kick out of it too. 555.
This was about sex? I holey and poley approve! (another wish I'd thought of that)
Holy perfect rhyming Batman! That was brilliant Dee, with dozens of little treats - the whole thing was a treat - so delightfully paced and rhymed and rhythmed it makes me want to keep reading it over - the "nailed" rhymes were fantastic, but my fave was the second last line - brilliantly clever, you dirty mongrel ;-) - 555
You wish! But you also wish for a five, and that, you'll get.
Thanks Red Ant....Nicole must be someone special. if you're going to show her this. Hope she likes it. Rick D., thanks. Coming from a master writer who has written dozens of parodies I wish I had thought of, means all the more. Stu, thanks a load, mate. It's been a while since I could even laugh at all, much less make anyone else laugh. Glad you liked it. Michael, thanks also. Bet you feel a little better since the Mets took it on the chin. My condolences since they anounced A-Fraud is coming back next year. They better put fresh batteries in the boo-meter at Yankee Stadium...I expect them to get a vigorous workout.
What about her ridin' six white horses when she comes? Guess she's too pooped out to do it. Maybe next time! 5s.
So dirty yet so funny! wow....lol, i can't stop laughing! lol.
SHE'LL BE DRIVING 18 WHEELER WHEN SHE COMES,SHE'LL BE DRIVING A 18 WHEELER WHEN SHE COMES
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