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Song Parodies -> "Beautiful Screamers"

Original Song Title:

"Beautiful Dreamer"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Beautiful Screamers"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Beautiful Screamers, on Cinemax
Sex simulation that insults our minds
Credible passion, this acting lacks
More realistic are Spiderman's lines

Beautiful Screamers, all such a farce
Blocked camera angles, strategically lend
Crumbs for the viewer, infrequent and sparse

Beautiful Screamers for humps of pretend
Beautiful Screamers for humps of pretend

Beautiful Screamers, phony they sound
Overplayed, "Yes" is a turn off, supreme
Charading members soft at the mound
So artificial, each counterfeit scene

Beautiful Screamers, faked orally
Only the hands are receiving the licks
Films that fool no one, a blind man could see

Beautiful Screamers are no talent chicks
Beautiful Screamers are no talent chicks

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John Barry - October 26, 2006 - Report this comment
This is a scream.
alvin rhodes - October 26, 2006 - Report this comment
great concept....and right on the mark...5s
TJC - October 26, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm with John and alvin on this one... They should be held liable under truth-in-advertising laws and be forced to re-name it Cinnamin!
Johnny D - October 26, 2006 - Report this comment
But they keep buyin' tickets ... the producers are the ones screaming -- with laughter!
AFW - October 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, John, alvin, TJC, and Johnny D
Dee Range - October 26, 2006 - Report this comment
That does it!!! I'm canceling Cinemax right now, and getting some pay-per-view WWE wrestling instead, where the action is REAL!!! To think of all the lotion and kleenex I've wasted on FAKE SEX!!! makes me ashamed, and angry! Loved the 'Spiderman's lines' line especially.
Red Ant - October 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Great write here AFW, and poorly faked Os happen to be the main reason I don't watch porn. Ever hear Teri Weigel? I'm sure the mute button was invented shortly after she got in the biz.
AFW - October 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Dee, and Red Ant...you mean these girls have names?...:) but, no it doesn't ring a bell...

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