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Song Parodies -> "Frosty The Snow Man"

Original Song Title:

"Frosty The Snowman"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Frosty The Snow Man"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Frosty The Snow Man
Was a sparkle kind a' guy
Liked to sport bling blings
On his nose, white rings
Wore some piercings near his eye

Frosty The Snow Man
Pimped a purple Cadillac
Virgin white wall tires
Always anxious buyers
At his drugstore in the back

He'd cruise around through ghetto town
Smokin' ho flesh by his side
Until he had a deal go bad
And a bullet bummed a ride...

(Now) Frosty The Snow Man
Shows the class drug money buys
As the mourners hush
He has velvet crush
In the coffin where he lies...

Yeah, he cruised around through ghetto town
In his custom cushioned pride
Until he had one deal go bad,
And a bullet bummed a ride...

(Now) Frosty The Snow Man
Shows real class drug money buys
While the mourners hush
There is velvet crush
In the coffin where he lies......

A few mourners hush
And there's velvet crush
In the coffin where he lies.....

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TJC - September 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Very funny with great rhymes and lots o' atmospheric alliteration
alvin rhodes - September 25, 2006 - Report this comment
love the way you urbanized this...lol
PMS - September 25, 2006 - Report this comment
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Red Ant - September 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Profound and funny work here.
AFW - September 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, to all for votes and comments

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