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Song Parodies -> "Sweet Krispy Kremer"

Original Song Title:

"Beautiful Dreamer"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Sweet Krispy Kremer"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Sweet Krispy Kremer, Melt in my mouth
Taste buds are screaming, east, west, north, and south
Ultimate pastry, best in the World
Nowhere else, so much, great flavor unfurled

Sweet Krispy Kremer, Teasing my tongue
Pleasures the palate with such ecstacy
Tummy shall soon know what goodness you've brung
Sweet Krispy Kremer, I'm swallowing thee
Sweet Krispy Kremer, I'm swallowing thee..

Blueberry, Raspberry, Lemon and glazed
So many flavors, my eyes are amazed
Next to my coffee, Rolls of my choice
If donuts were cars, you would be a Rolls Royce

Sweet Krispy Kremer, Coconut puff,
Gathering crumbs that I carelessly drop
Sugar deep throating, just can't get enough
Sweet Krispy Kremer, these cravings won't stop
You are the reason I became a cop..

You are the reason I became a cop..

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Ravyn Rant - August 11, 2006 - Report this comment
"Sugar deep throating"?! I've never seen donuts portrayed quite so...erotically. One of these days I'm going to have to try one. Oh, and the last line was perfect. 555
Adagio - August 11, 2006 - Report this comment
The last line really cinched it...lol
John Barry - August 11, 2006 - Report this comment
What Adagio said.
alvin rhodes - August 11, 2006 - Report this comment
bountiful praise !
TJC - August 11, 2006 - Report this comment
You seem to know my innermost thoughts.... great work as always... I am continually amazed by the quality and quantity of your output...hey... not unlike the Krispy Kreme production line!
Rex - August 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Sweet! This is awfully close to perfect.
AFW - August 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Ravyn, Adagio, John, alvin, TJC, and Rex...appreciate the voting and commenting
Krispy Kristof Robertson - August 12, 2006 - Report this comment
A parody about my favourite pasttime....suckin' down high-fat baked goods. 555
AFW - August 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, KKR...and by the way, one of mine, too
OMS - August 12, 2006 - Report this comment
I agree with Ravyn. I myself am going to think of that line every time I "go down" on a "cream filled straight".
AFW - August 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, OMS, any relation to PMS?..."Cream filled straight"..good line
PMS - August 17, 2006 - Report this comment
No we're not related, we're one and the same. It goes to show how bad my writing skills have detiorated when I can't even spell my author name.

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