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Song Parodies -> "Mel's Malibu Booboo"

Original Song Title:

"On Top Of Old Smoky"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Mel's Malibu Booboo"

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The Lyrics

Mel's Malibu Boo-boo
Still pops up like toast
He fell in deep doo doo
Out there on the coast...

Stopped off at "MoonShadows" (stopped off at Moonshadows)
Sucked up a few drinks, (sucked up a few drinks)
Posed for pics with some ladies, (Posed for pics with some ladies)
A few flirts and winks...( a few flirts and winks)

He should a' just stayed there (he should a' just stayed there)
Hind sight, as it were, (Hind sight, as it were)
But he hopped in his Lexus, (But, he hopped in his Lexus)
And drove eighty per, (And drove eighty per)

When that "Old Smokey" stopped him), (The old smokey stopped him)
Mel got real ang-ree, (He got real ang-ree)
Spewed out some words, profane, (Spewed out some words, profane)
And much bigotry, (And much bigotry)

Great shades of Nick Nolte! (Great shades of Nick Nolte!)
And Glen Campbell, too! (And Glen Campbell, too!)
Mel used his big whammy, (He used his big whammy)
"Hey, I own Malibu !" (Hey, I own Malibu !)

But, It didn't impress them, (It didn't impress them)
Arrested, he was (arrested, he was)
And tossed in the slammer, (Tossed in the slammer)
Detained by the fuzz, (detained by the fuzz)

So, He's payin' the price, now (He's payin' the price, now)
Bad publicity, (Bad publicity)
Every night cable news shows, (Every night cable news shows)
Just won't let it be, (Will not let it be)

Mel's Malibu Boo-boo, (Mel's Malibu Boo-boo)
Still pops up like toast, (Pops up like toast)
He drowns in deep doo doo, (Drowns in deep doo doo)
Out there on the coast, (Out there on the coast)

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 9

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alvin rhodes - August 09, 2006 - Report this comment
fun to sing along to
John Barry - August 09, 2006 - Report this comment
Mel's boozed Mailbu booboo.
Meriadoc - August 09, 2006 - Report this comment
But wait! Nothing rhymed with spaghetti.... ooops - wrong OS. Anyway, good job.
Red Ant - August 09, 2006 - Report this comment
Funny work here AFW. Meriadoc - "Already" is pretty close. ;-)
AFW - August 09, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin, John, Meriadoc, and Red Ant...Right, and ya ' might say Mel is the meatball on top
Stuart McArthur - August 09, 2006 - Report this comment
great stuff, AFW - and I reckon Mel could make a few of those lost future earnings back by sponsoring his brand of tequila - I can just see that ad coming up, with Mel's trademark wink giving it a boost - 555
AFW - August 10, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Stuart, ...And great idea for Mel...You should send it to him..
Adagio - August 10, 2006 - Report this comment
That was a lol, AFW!! 5's
Robert J. Pagliaro - August 10, 2006 - Report this comment
This was very creative, original. Nice job.
AFW - August 10, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Adagio, and Robt. J.

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