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Song Parodies -> "Mel Has Got The Best Mug Shot"

Original Song Title:

"I've Been Working On The Railroad"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Mel Has Got The Best Mug Shot"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

In his Arizona mug shot,
Glen Campbell looks bad
And no Rembrandt is Nick Nolte's
Guess a bad hair day he had
Sorta' rough is Robert Downey's
From "Two O One" and "Ninety Nine"
Gibson must've brought some make-up
'Cause his mug shot looks fine...

Mel Has Got The Best,
Mel Has Got The Best,
Mel Has Got The Best Mug Sho-o-ot !
Mel Has Got The Best,
Better than the rest,
Mel Has Got The Best Mug Shot !

PeeWee Herman shows us his long hair
Yasmine Bleeth you hardly would know-o--o--o
Hugh Grant has a look that's real stern-like
Christian Slater just so so..

Logged on to The Smoking Gun,
Logged on to The Smoking Gun website,
Logged on..it was lots of fun
Checkin' out the mug photos

Heaven help Macaulay Culkin's
Weird, to say the least
A shaggy haired Carmen Elektra
And Vince Vaughn just looks deceased
Bobby Brown's is kinda' sleepy
To know Tim Allen, you'll look twice
But, Gibson must've brought some make up
'Cause his mug shot's real nice..,(Oh)

Mel Has Got The Best,
Mel Has Got The Best,
Mel Has Got The Best Mug Sho-o-ot !
Mel Has Got The Best,
Better than the rest,
Mel Has Got The Best Mug Shot !

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Kristof Robertson - August 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Just spectacular! A wonderful trip through the fields of celebrity criminality. 555+
2Eagle - August 03, 2006 - Report this comment
It's lucky for Mel he wasn't still wearing that beard that made him look like Saddam Hussein.
AFW - August 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Kristof, and 2Eagle...True, that was a weird beard
Stuart McArthur - August 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Brilliant idea, and made more brilliant by the execution - I loved it also because I'd been thinking that exact same thing - it's like his publicist must have supplied it to the cops for him - 555
AFW - August 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Thank you, Stu

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