Miracles of medicine are ours
Technology
The age of pumping iron, taking showers
It's history
Tomorrow is today
They've found an easy way
To make an Arnold out of you and me...

Nowadays for bigger deltoids
All ya' gotta' to do is steroids
Huge, they're gonna' grow..
Fit for any tussle
Puffin' up your muscle-o

Don't waste big cash on a Bo-flex
It ain't gonna' give you no flex
For that biceps show
Visit Dr. Trussell
(Start) Puffin up your muscle-o

Don't stay that ninety eight pound geeko
The poster boy for Doctor Death
Say ole, Jose Canseco
Have abs and muscles in your breath..

You'll acquire ladies blondish
Who won't know you're Barry Bondsish
Swear you work out, Yo!
Closer, they will nuzzle
Puffin' Up Your Muscle-o

If you look like you're a Cecil
You can turn into Vin Diesel
On the beach, you'll glow
Won't pop one corpuscle
Puffin' Up Your Muscle-o

Sure, injections shrink your scrotum
But, it's easier to tote' em
Sock it down below
Give a Crowe like Russell
Puffin' Up Your Muscle-o

When your profile gets firm and fully
Developed, like a buffalo
Go hunt up that old school bully
And whip him with your little toe..

Sure, you still will be an Osshole
But you're gonna' look colossal
And no one will know
That you pulled a hustle
Puffin' Up Your Muscle-o