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Song Parodies -> "This Old Man 2.0"

Original Song Title:

"This Old Man"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"This Old Man 2.0"

Parody Written by:

Michael McVey

The Lyrics

This old man, he played one,
He played knick-knack with my son,
With a knick-knack, paddy-whack, give a dog a bone,
This old man won't make it home.

This old man, he played two,
He played knick-knack with my boo,
With a knick-knack, paddy-whack, give a dog a bone,
This old man won't make it home.

This old man, he played three,
And he played on MTV,
With a knick-knack, paddy-whack, give a dog a bone,
This old man won't make it home.

This old man, he played four,
He played knick-knack with Al Gore,
With a knick-knack, paddy-whack, give a dog a bone,
This old man won't make it home.

This old man, he played five,
He played knick-knack with my wife,
With a knick-knack, paddy-whack, give a dog a bone,
This old man won't make it home.

This old man, he played six,
He played with the Dixie Chicks,
With a knick-knack, paddy-whack, give a dog a bone,
This old man won't make it home.

This old man, he played seven,
He says I can get to Heaven
With a knick-knack, paddy-whack, give a dog a bone,
This old man won't make it home.

This old man, he played eight,
He played knick-knack with Bill Gates,
With a knick-knack, paddy-whack, give a dog a bone,
This old man won't make it home.

This old man, he played nine,
He played knick-knack with my spine,
With a knick-knack, paddy-whack, give a dog a bone,
This old man won't make it home.

This old man, he played ten,
Now he wants to teach me Zen,
With a knick-knack, paddy-whack, give a dog a bone,
This old man won't make it home.

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 1.8
Overall Rating: 2.7

Total Votes: 6

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Lionel Mertens - June 30, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm not going to vote on this because you can do better. It wasn't funny at tall. It totally lacked your usual creativity, and probably is a thinly veiled threat. Come on man, and do something better with you brain.
Michael McVey - June 30, 2006 - Report this comment
No threat intended here, only satire.--MM
Anonymous Bob - July 01, 2006 - Report this comment
444. I guess there were some funny parts in it, but then again, not the funniest parody ever.
Dylan Baranski - February 13, 2007 - Report this comment
This old man died of leprosy.
Mr Pheasent - February 17, 2018 - Report this comment
The old man came rolling home too fat to walk so he rolls instead
Alpha Skua - September 02, 2021 - Report this comment
He has Covid 19 he cant roll home no more confined to a Hospital Room

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