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Song Parodies -> "The Man On The Flying Trapeze"

Original Song Title:

"The Man On The Flying Trapeze"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"The Man On The Flying Trapeze"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Always looked happy
Was never forlorn
Horned like a goat
Ever since he was born
Blessed at his "Y" world
He could star in porn
His work was by high circus means

So, in more ways in one,
He spelled handsome
With more wood
Than a forest has trees
When he bulged on high wires
Girl's eyes bulged, as well
At the man on the flying trapeze..

Ohhh......plain tights he would wear
No sock enhanced tease
The Very Hung Man On The Flying Trapeze
His cup ranneth over, in his BVD's
The man on the flying trapeze

He swang to the left,
He swang to the right
Up high in the BigTop
He soared like a kite
Most men didn't like him
Felt small in his sight,
But, the gals made 'em come just the same

Ohhh.....he'd flash from his perch
At the ladies below
And one day he
Flashed at my wife
She blew him a kiss
And, I hollered, "Stinko!"
Hit the target, when I threw my knife..

Ohhh.....now he flies through the air
With a much greater ease
No more a Hung Man On The Flying Trapeze
His cup runneth empty in his BVD's
The man on the flying trapeze

The man on the flying trapeze

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Lionel Mertens - June 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Sounds like a very interesting "alter"-cation you got yourself into. 5's
John Barry - June 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Trap these: fives.
alvin rhodes - June 27, 2006 - Report this comment
swingin'.....at least till the end....fun one...5s
Stephen Harrington - June 27, 2006 - Report this comment
(Can't stop giggling). 555.
Johnny D - June 27, 2006 - Report this comment
He sounds like the featured act in the center ring of The Dangling Brothers & Scrotum & Malely Circus!
Rick C - June 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Lots of good lines in this one, AFW. 555.
Spaff.com - June 27, 2006 - Report this comment
I may eventually forgive you for the knife thing, but NEVER for calling me Stinko.
AFW - June 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Lionel, alvin, John, Stephen, Johnny D, Rick C., and Spaff, for votes and funny comments..

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