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Song Parodies -> "Old MacDonald Had A Firm"

Original Song Title:

"Old MacDonald Had A Farm"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Old MacDonald Had A Firm"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Old MacDonald had a firm
Thanks to Viagra..

And with his firm he nailed some chicks
Thanks to Viagra..

Got a hot chick, here,
And a hot chick, there,
Here a chick, there a chick,
Everywhere a hot chick,

Old MacDonald had a firm
E-I-E-I-O

And with his firm he tried some pigs
Bestial, he did go

Had a big pig here,
And a small pig there,
Here a pig, there a pig
Really made a pig jig,

Old MacDonald had a firm
E-I-E-I-O

And with his firm he did a cow
Bessie loved it so

Had a moo cow here,
And a moo cow there,
Here a cow, there a cow
One young heifer moo-ed, "Ow!"

Old MacDonald had a firm
E-I-E-I-O

And with his firm he mauled a mule
E-I-E-I-O
Got a heehaw here
And a heehaw there
Here a hee, there a haw
Made old Jenny seesaw..

Old MacDonald had a firm
E-I-E-I-O

Four hours, still erect, his worm
Down it wouldn't go
Jumped in his old car
Drove off to E.R.
Hit a tree, broke in three
Bobbitted his "Wee Wee"

Old MacDonald had a firm
Doesn't anymore...

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STUBB FINGER - June 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Hey Mister, I see you've been taking your comic Viagra, 'cause this one is actually funny.
alvin rhodes - June 23, 2006 - Report this comment
firm fives here
AFW - June 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Hmmm, SF...the guy I wrote about 2 days ago...Appreciate your comment, even if it is a little edgy and with no vote..........................And I thank you, alvin
PMS - June 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Too funny!
Stuart McArthur - June 23, 2006 - Report this comment
some great one-liners, AFW - the heiffer going "ow" etc, but the twisted comedic ending was inspired - the whole thing was hilarious - would make a good video cartoon - 555
AFW - June 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, PMS....and thanks, Stuart...always good to see you dropping around the old homestead, now and then... miss your by lines and submits
Stuart McArthur - June 23, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks AFW - I've been in America and travelling with the family around South Australia, then I've been trying to recharge a couple of flailing businesses, so I've been out of touch, but I've started trying to catch up again - there seems to be a lot of new faces on the New Entries pages suddenly!
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - June 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Rock (hard) on! :-)
AFW - June 24, 2006 - Report this comment
That's true, Stuart....not many of us old paroditioners left, it seems.....and Thanks, K1chyd
Michael Pacholek - June 24, 2006 - Report this comment
I thought it was going to be about a LAW firm, with Old Macdonald suing the burger clowns. Oh well.
Johnny D - June 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Cue the rising organ music!
AFW - June 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Funny comments, Michael and Johnny D....thanks

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