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Song Parodies -> "The Ultimate Diss to Newfies"
Original Song Title:
"I'se da B'ye"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"The Ultimate Diss to Newfies"
Parody Written by:
Anonymous Bob
The Lyrics
This is pretty much a stereotypical exaggeration on how Newfies talk and their culture.
I'se da b'ye that can't speak right,
I'se nuttin' but a sailor,
I'se da b'ye dat eats nuttin' but fish,
And just joined Canada recently.
If ya eats dinner at noon,
And lunch at midnight,
Dat means dat you'se a Newfie,
Come live on our island.
I don't get your mainlander talk,
It's no good for Newfoundland,
Go back to Toronna (that's how Newfies say "Toronto")
In summer this year,
'Cause we hunts seals,
We's better.
I'se nuttin' but a sailor,
I'se da b'ye dat eats nuttin' but fish,
And just joined Canada recently.
If ya eats dinner at noon,
And lunch at midnight,
Dat means dat you'se a Newfie,
Come live on our island.
I don't get your mainlander talk,
It's no good for Newfoundland,
Go back to Toronna (that's how Newfies say "Toronto")
In summer this year,
'Cause we hunts seals,
We's better.
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DKTOS... but 5s anyway, there's something alittle quirky about it.
Nice attempt at matching the pace for the first phrase, but I get you just quit after that.
I just don't really get the humour in your piece, sorry. It doesn't really make sense, the first verse has some of the sterotypical newfie stuff, but the second and third verses make no sense, humor wise.
should be re-named to "The Ultimate Diss to my Ability to Make a Funny Parody", and newfies rock! i bet we could make a parody about mainlanders except 1,000,000 times better and funnier.
Phrasing is weak, not funny. Sorry, this newfie gives a thumbs down.
Best Kind Boxer speaks the truth.
jack asses
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for one....... your clearly most not be from newfoundland....
for two....newfoundlands the best damn place in the world
& for three.....your a jack ass
Your funny but not because of the lyric. Your lyrical sence is God awful.You are using the parody as an excuse to continue a steriotype.What can anyone say to you? You evoke a feeling of sorrow for you.
I's the boy who cannot rhyme
I's the boy who can waste time
I's the boy from over the sea
That knows nothing about a parody
That was crap..........I am seriously embarassed for you. Your just jealous that we have culture and yous got natta ting....
ok , so i agree with alyssa, and im a newfie and "toronna"? , right on , your obviously a dumb ass and newfies do it best .
It's "Trawn Oh" if'n I member so. Yes B'ye. What about newfie dogs and arses?
Did you finish grade 3? Because that is absolutely terrible.
What an ignoramous!
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