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Song Parodies -> "The Old Whacked Guy (Jimmy Eats Dirt)"

Original Song Title:

"The Blue Tail Fly (Jimmy Cracks Corn)"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"The Old Whacked Guy (Jimmy Eats Dirt)"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Today Jimmy Hoffa leads are hot
They say his remains may soon be got
Since the year "Seven-Five" nobody see
They just might solve that old mystery...
Ohhhh...

Jimmy eats dirt, and folks don't care
Jimmy eats dirt, and folks don't care
Jimmy eats dirt, and folks don't care
The Teamsters put him there...

What did take place that fateful day
In Detroit, met three men, they say
He'd called his wife up at two and then
He never was heard from again...
Ohhhh...

Jimmy eats dirt, and folks don't care
Jimmy eats dirt, and folks don't care
Jimmy eats dirt, and folks don't care
The Teamsters put him there..

Some say in concrete, he was mixed
In the Giant's stadium, a fix
Still others claim, in a gravel pit
Or ground in a meat plant, was that it?
Noooo....

Jimmy eats dirt, and folks don't care
Jimmy eats dirt, and folks don't care
Jimmy eats dirt, and folks don't care
Mob Teamsters put him there..

Today they search a Michigan farm
Beneath and all around the barn
With big back hoes and some dogs that sniff
Will they find his bones? it's a great big "If"
Ohhh...

Jimmy eats dirt, and folks don't care
Jimmy eats dirt, and folks don't care
Jimmy eats dirt, and folks don't care
The Teamsters put him there....

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alvin rhodes - May 25, 2006 - Report this comment
that was a fun one...did you know hoffa's middle name is "riddle" ? ...you can look it up
Stephen Harrington - May 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Well wrote and fun, 555.
John Barry - May 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Join me for 15 rounds at the Hoffabrau.
AFW - May 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin....no, I didn't know that..Interesting bit of trivia, though..... ............and thanks, Stephen...................and thanks, John

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