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Song Parodies -> "Frost Ted The Snowman"

Original Song Title:

"Frosty The Snowman"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Frost Ted The Snowman"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

In case someone hasn't heard about deceased baseball star, Ted Williams being frozen, a few years back..that's what this is about
Frost Ted The Snowman
Was a Boston Red Sox whiz
Used to swing his bat where that ball was at
Now, a popsicle, he is

Frost Ted The Snowman
Like some fairytale, I'd say
He no longer lives, but his relatives
Say he'll come to life some day

He had a fix with cryonics
Wasn't planted in the ground
Some say, no doubt, he will thaw out
Face again, that pitchers mound..

Frost Ted The Snowman
It's a frozen mystery
Will he just stay dead, or will we see Ted?
Guess we'll have to wait and see

Chillety, chill, chill
Chillety, chill, chill
Where did Frost Ted go?
Chillety, chill, chill
Chillety, chill, chill
Stored in a vault of snow..

Frost Ted The Snowman
Is a big old icy block
Where he won't mold, and he's just as cold
As those home runs, he could knock

Much controversy,
In the family, that day
Daughter, Bobby, said, "Let's cremate instead"
John will sell his DNA

But John would win, they froze Ted's skin
A frosted destiny
He was lowered in liquid nitrogen
And his head froze seperately

Chillety, chill, chill
Chillety, chill, chill
Where did Frost Ted go?
Chillety, chill, chill
Chillety, chill, chill
Stored in a vault of snow..

Stored in a vault of snow...

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alvin rhodes - May 01, 2006 - Report this comment
hell, i bet his head could still bat .275
Paul Robinson - May 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Yeah, if you check it out in detail it's one loony-freaking story...weird folks...5's ~ ~ ~ Hey, do you remember the old, early 1950's sci-fi movie, "The Thing"...James Arness ("Gunsmoke") played this big, frozen carrot-like alien thing...Teddy Ballgame was just about as big as Arness...how about a re-make..."The Thing That Batted .400"...But who to play 'Frozen Ted' ? Any suggestions out there?
AFW - May 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin...probably true.....and thanks, Paul..yeah..."The Thing" one of the old early alien flicks..sounds like a good idea, there..Paul..maybe you should write the screenplay....How about David Frost to play Ted? Or Tony Snow..if his press secretary duties would allow the time....or maybe the black actor and rapper, Ice Cube..
Tommy Turtle - May 01, 2006 - Report this comment
DK that; thanks for the intro explanation... "fix with cryonics" was good. Whole parody was cool, about -555 degrees.
AFW - May 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Tommy
Larry Hensley - May 02, 2006 - Report this comment
A freezingly cool parody, 555s
AFW - May 02, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Larry

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