Frost Ted The Snowman
Was a Boston Red Sox whiz
Used to swing his bat where that ball was at
Now, a popsicle, he is

Frost Ted The Snowman
Like some fairytale, I'd say
He no longer lives, but his relatives
Say he'll come to life some day

He had a fix with cryonics
Wasn't planted in the ground
Some say, no doubt, he will thaw out
Face again, that pitchers mound..

Frost Ted The Snowman
It's a frozen mystery
Will he just stay dead, or will we see Ted?
Guess we'll have to wait and see

Chillety, chill, chill
Chillety, chill, chill
Where did Frost Ted go?
Chillety, chill, chill
Chillety, chill, chill
Stored in a vault of snow..

Frost Ted The Snowman
Is a big old icy block
Where he won't mold, and he's just as cold
As those home runs, he could knock

Much controversy,
In the family, that day
Daughter, Bobby, said, "Let's cremate instead"
John will sell his DNA

But John would win, they froze Ted's skin
A frosted destiny
He was lowered in liquid nitrogen
And his head froze seperately

Chillety, chill, chill
Chillety, chill, chill
Where did Frost Ted go?
Chillety, chill, chill
Chillety, chill, chill
Stored in a vault of snow..

Stored in a vault of snow...