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Song Parodies -> "Kill Them All"
Original Song Title:
"Bless 'Em All"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Kill Them All"
Parody Written by:
PMS
The Lyrics
My part of the world has seen a huge increase in the spider population over the past couple years. I never used to have it in for spiders until my son was bitten in his sleep by Brown Recluse also known as the Fiddleback. Their bites are very nasty and can make the victim very ill. My son was lucky in that the effects were localized and resulted "only" in a crater on his instep from the removal of necrotic tissue. Needless to say my attitude has changed.
Kill them all
Kill them all
Anything with eight legs
Big or small.
I warn all you spiders
You best stay outside or
I swear to God
I'll kill you all.
Kill them all
Kill them all
Knock all their egg sacs
Off the wall.
All eight legged bastards
Will meet with disaster.
Cuz, By God, I
Will kill you all!
Kill them all
Kill them all.
It's too bad if PETA's appalled.
I'll make no excuses
To kill Brown Recluses.
My life's mission
To kill them all.
Kill them all
Anything with eight legs
Big or small.
I warn all you spiders
You best stay outside or
I swear to God
I'll kill you all.
Kill them all
Kill them all
Knock all their egg sacs
Off the wall.
All eight legged bastards
Will meet with disaster.
Cuz, By God, I
Will kill you all!
Kill them all
Kill them all.
It's too bad if PETA's appalled.
I'll make no excuses
To kill Brown Recluses.
My life's mission
To kill them all.
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yeah, those kinds can definitely go
Wipe 'em OUT !!! 555
I hate spiders and snakes...and I wasn't even too crazy about Jack Webb...nor James Spider, er, I mean Spader....good job, here..I spin fives
Does this include Spiderman???? ... Didn't know about the bad ones. The good ones keep my house bug-free, less toxic than a pest control service, and cheaper to boot :) Hope your son came out ok. Fives and no hives.
I too wish your son well PMS.
They need to go. Very well written, and I also wish your son well.
Thanks alvin, Rick C, AFW LOL! No, TT this does not include Spiderman. He only has two legs (well maybe three, depending on your mind set) and thanks to your sticking up for the "good guys" from now on I'll only kill recluses. They are easily identifiable, brown with a darker brown violing shape on their back. I'll escort other types gently outside. And yes my son is doing well, thank you, Red Ant and Larry for inquiring.
Kill Them all? I know which them I'd kill if I own this world. They'd be you and the dopes who like and love parody of yours.
I know whom I would do in, the guy right above me.
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