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Song Parodies -> "So Low?! They Hate Me Not"

Original Song Title:

"Swing Low, Sweet Chariot"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"So Low?! They Hate Me Not"

Parody Written by:

William Tong

The Lyrics

As sung by a disbelieving pResident George Dubya Bush, reacting to a new CNN poll showing a record-low 32% approval rating
So low?! They hate me not!
How low can my poll numbers go?
So low?! They hate me not!
How low can my poll numbers go?

I looked at the paper, and what did I see?
How low can my poll numbers go?
And brand new scandals they're gonna blame on me!
How low can my poll numbers go?

So low?! They hate me not!
How low can my poll numbers go?
So low?! They hate me not!
How low can my poll numbers go?

If Fitzgerald gets me, boy, I'm screwed.
How low can my poll numbers go?
I got rich friends, shield me when I'm booed.
How low can my poll numbers go?

So low?! They hate me not!
How low can my poll numbers go?
So low?! They hate me not!
How low can my poll numbers go?

Polls won't go up and they still go down.
How low can my poll numbers go?
I sold my soul to wear this here crown.
How low can my poll numbers go?

So low?! They hate me not!
How low can my poll numbers go?
So low?! They hate me not!
How low can my poll numbers go?

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