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Song Parodies -> "My Breast Exam Free Seminar"

Original Song Title:

"The Church In The Wildwood"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"My Breast Exam Free Seminar"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

(Oh, come, come, come, come)

Won't you come to my private Mayo Cli-i-nic
Like Allstate, in good hands you are
Drop your bra and please don't be a cy-y-nic
At My Breast Exam Free Seminar...

(Oh, come, come, come, come)

When lines are long take a nu-u-mber
Relax, have a drink at the bar
On a couch in the lounge, you can slu-u-mber
At My Breast Exam Free Seminar..

(Oh, come, come, come, come)

You may walk right in, door is o-o-pen
Bring twins, those double "D's" will be nice
Like Arnold, I may do some gro-o-pin'
For your health I shall sacrifice...

(Oh, come, come, come, come)

Low overhead, so it's ju-u-st me
Will do a drive-thru in your car
I'm a professional, you can tru-u-st me
At My Breast Exam Free Seminar...

Some cases we may need to ca-a-ll back
Place your phone number here in the jar
I will make my report when they're a-a-ll back
At My Breast Exam Free Seminar...

Try My Breast Exam Free Seminar..

Hey, it's free!

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alvin rhodes - April 21, 2006 - Report this comment
what a saint ot help these poor women..bless you
Paul Robinson - April 21, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but I must echo alvin's comment...hell, I'll DOUBLE IT!! ~ ~ ~
Paul Robinson - April 21, 2006 - Report this comment
AFW, was this by any chance based on the Real News story of the 76 year-old guy in Florida (I think) who went door-to-door presenting himself as a Doctor and offering women "Free Breast Exams"? Just read a news story right after I left here about his arrest...He got at LEAST 2 women to go for it...then overstepped himself by suggesting they could probably used a 'genital exam' as well while he was there...I think he turned out to be a shuttle driver or something...
Tommy Turtle - April 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Reminds me of Phoebe's line ("Friends") that she got suspicious of the guy doing her pelvic exam 'cuz there was no license posted in his van. Take these Fives, I in cyst!
AFW - April 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin...........and Paul.............No, not based on that....in fact I wrote it one day, and the next day I too, heard this news story..just kind of an eerie coincidence.....................thanks, Tommy...good pun
Dee Range - April 21, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm comin' in just for the free drink....you might want to skip my exam lol. 555
TT - April 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Was Sniffy sniffin' the news?
Larry Hensley - April 22, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but really funny stuff, fives
AFW - April 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Dee....on the house..................thanks, TT.............no, I wrote this a couple days before that news item...perhaps one of my fantasies.......and to my anchor man, Larry...thanks
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - April 22, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but title of the day! :-)
AFW - April 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Thank you, Peter

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