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Song Parodies -> "Anka, No Way"

Original Song Title:

"Anchors Aweigh"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Anka, No Way"

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The Lyrics

Anka, No Way, The Voice,
Anka, No Way..
You can't match "Ol' Blue Eyes"
That would be true, no day-ay-ay-ay
Altho' you wrote, "My Way"
Your version sank
You might in Vegas play
But, never will you fill the shoes of Frank!

Came here from Canada
Two hits as a teen
"Diana" "Lonely Boy"
For bobbysoxers, k-e-e-en
Never a shining star,
Songs just okay..
You haven't got the range
To reach a tone
Sinatra's thrown
Away !

Performing many years
Wrote "Tonight Show" theme
Your singing, is skim milk
Sinatra had the cre-e-e-eam
Not nowhere near his class,
Dues, couldn't pay
Sound like him? in your dreams..
The clone for Frank
Ain't Paul Anka, No Way!

The clone for Frank
Ain't Paul Anka, No Way!

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

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tjc - April 19, 2006 - Report this comment
clever and shows you know your subject... possibly a clue to your age!
alvin rhodes - April 19, 2006 - Report this comment
didn't jimmy durante say "anka stanka doo"?...i agree with your sentiment
Rex - April 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Clever and well written, although wouldn't "You're nowhere near his class" make more sense?
AFW - April 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, TJC...You nailed me...I'll be 98 sometime in the future..if I live that long............................and thanks, alvin..great switch!..............and thanks, Rex...probably would be smoother..but I think both have the same meaning..
Stephen Harrington - April 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Have nothing to say but 555.
Tommy Turtle - April 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Rex, probably a colloquial double negative for hyperbolic purpose... WTF??? did I just say? In plain English, Five Five Five.
Michael Pacholek - April 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Nice job. What a coincidence: Not only have I been calling him "Paul Anchor" for years, but I also wrote this one:
Larry Hensley - April 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Way cool, 555's
AFW - April 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Stephen, and Tommy, and Michael...yeah, I checked did, a good one..I guess I even commented at the time..had forgotten about it..but oh well, he deserves another shot...... ...............and thanks, Larry
2Eagle - April 22, 2006 - Report this comment
He should be penalized for "You're Having My Baby" - and Tomkat should be forced to listen to that for hours on end just because they deserve it.
AFW - April 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, 2Eagle....sounds like a good idea, there

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