Ain't easy to tell my sweet Betsy from pike
They both smell like fish, it's a smell I don't like
Her feminine hygiene is not up to par
That's why I keep all windows down in my car

Ohhhhhh,
Pew da dee, pew da dee, pew da dee, ay
Pew da dee, pew da dee, pew da dee, ay

I cannot distinquish sweet Betsy from pike
She smells like that Swiss finger stuck in a dyke
I bought her some vagasil, a hint was my scheme
She gave it right back and said, "I brush with Gleam.."

Ohhhhhh,
Pew da dee, pew da dee, pew da dee, ay
Pew da dee, pew da dee, pew da dee, ay

I took her to Dennys, we ordered a meal
But, it just brought on an embarrassed ordeal
The manager said, as he squeezed his nose tight
"Sir, would you please leave, this is not Friday night!"

Ohhhhhh,
Pew da dee, pew da dee, pew da dee, ay
Pew da dee, pew da dee, pew da dee, ay

Although my girl, Betsy, I'm crazy about,
Don't know what to do, my poor nose may give out
Guess I'll just take a job netting fish from the sea
And then we both can smell like a fish hatchery..

Ohhhhhh,
Pew da dee, pew da dee, pew da dee, ay
Pew da dee, pew da dee, pew da dee, ay.....