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Song Parodies -> "Sweet Betsy From Pike"

Original Song Title:

"Sweet Betsy From Pike"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Sweet Betsy From Pike"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Ain't easy to tell my sweet Betsy from pike
They both smell like fish, it's a smell I don't like
Her feminine hygiene is not up to par
That's why I keep all windows down in my car

Ohhhhhh,
Pew da dee, pew da dee, pew da dee, ay
Pew da dee, pew da dee, pew da dee, ay

I cannot distinquish sweet Betsy from pike
She smells like that Swiss finger stuck in a dyke
I bought her some vagasil, a hint was my scheme
She gave it right back and said, "I brush with Gleam.."

Ohhhhhh,
Pew da dee, pew da dee, pew da dee, ay
Pew da dee, pew da dee, pew da dee, ay

I took her to Dennys, we ordered a meal
But, it just brought on an embarrassed ordeal
The manager said, as he squeezed his nose tight
"Sir, would you please leave, this is not Friday night!"

Ohhhhhh,
Pew da dee, pew da dee, pew da dee, ay
Pew da dee, pew da dee, pew da dee, ay

Although my girl, Betsy, I'm crazy about,
Don't know what to do, my poor nose may give out
Guess I'll just take a job netting fish from the sea
And then we both can smell like a fish hatchery..

Ohhhhhh,
Pew da dee, pew da dee, pew da dee, ay
Pew da dee, pew da dee, pew da dee, ay.....

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John Barry - March 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Nasty, but funny and clever.
AFW - March 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, John...true, in that it wouldn't win the Sniffy award, but sometimes, tales like this, if for no other reason, than humanities sake, just need to be told...
Tommy Turtle - March 20, 2006 - Report this comment
What John B. said... the truth hurts sometimes... BTW, wasn't the finger in the "dyke" (lol) Dutch? uh oh, getting anal again...
AFW - March 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Tommy
Larry Hensley - March 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Liked this par a dee
AFW - March 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Larry

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