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Song Parodies -> "If You Hear A Bam At Dennys"

Original Song Title:

"The Yellow Rose Of Texas"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"If You Hear A Bam At Dennys"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

If you hear a bam at Dennys
Old Emeril ain't the chef
Lately those guns are blazin'
They're shootin' right and left
Hit three in California
And still could be some more
New meaning, now to "Grand Slam"
It's when you hit the floor..

Maybe someone burned a breakfast
Or service was too slow
Better wear a vest of armor
If to Dennys, now you go
To test things out, send Junior
On Tuesdays kids eat free
He's not as big a target
And he's insured, you see

If their's slug holes in the windows
You'll know it's just been hit
Take your body to McDonalds
If you're still "Lovin' It"
The cops ain't learned a motive, yet
But, they're sure it ain't theft
If ya' hear a bam at Dennys
Old Emeril ain't the chef...

If ya' hear a bam at Dennys
Old Emeril ain't the chef...

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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Tommy Turtle - March 19, 2006 - Report this comment
The "Junior" section (so to speak) was especially funny... The Big Five Combo.
Michael Pacholek - March 19, 2006 - Report this comment
I didn't vote on this one, 'cause I didn't want to mess up your (so far) perfect score. I would've preferred it if it WAS about Emeril cooking at Denny's. Maybe then, we could get a meal in less time than it takes the Yankees and Orioles to play a nine-inning game!
Lionel Mertens - March 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Five's from me.
Larry Hensley - March 20, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS and don't know about this, but this was great anyway with lots of good lines. 5s
AFW - March 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Tommy, Michael, Lionel, and Larry
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - March 20, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm sure there's a Trigger-Happy Meal joke somewhere in that story...
alvin rhodes - March 20, 2006 - Report this comment
yeah, weird times at D.'s....nice job
AFW - March 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks to Peter, and alvin

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