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Song Parodies -> "Troll"
Original Song Title:
"The 12 Days of Christmas"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Troll"
Parody Written by:
Angel Beaty
The Lyrics
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me
A copy of Windows XP
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Two "How To" manuals
Which are useless in Windows XP
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Three awesome Race Games
Which refuse to play with Windows XP
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Four pop up blockers
Which cannot stop Exotic Stacey
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Five Blue Death Screens
Four pop up blockers
An awesome Speedway Race Game
Two "How To" manuals
And the CRASHING of Windows XP
On the six day of Christmas my true love gave to me
A hard disk reformat and
Six hours to recover XP
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Seven keyboard errors
Which tell me that I should "press any key"
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
A wig of my old hair
Which I pulled out over Window's XP
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
An Anti-virus program
Which is triggered by my Windows XP
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Bill Gates home number
So we can TALK about his horrid XP
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
A phone call to my lawyer
As I told Bill where to stick his XP
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
A shiny 12 pound hammer
So that I can finally FIX my Windows XP.
A phone call to my lawyer
Gill Gates home number
An antivirus program
Wig of my old hair
Seven keyboard errors
Six hour recovery
Five Blue Death Screens
Four pop up blockers
An awesome Speedway Race Game
Two "How to" manuals
And FREEDOM from my Windows XP.
A copy of Windows XP
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Two "How To" manuals
Which are useless in Windows XP
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Three awesome Race Games
Which refuse to play with Windows XP
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Four pop up blockers
Which cannot stop Exotic Stacey
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Five Blue Death Screens
Four pop up blockers
An awesome Speedway Race Game
Two "How To" manuals
And the CRASHING of Windows XP
On the six day of Christmas my true love gave to me
A hard disk reformat and
Six hours to recover XP
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Seven keyboard errors
Which tell me that I should "press any key"
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
A wig of my old hair
Which I pulled out over Window's XP
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
An Anti-virus program
Which is triggered by my Windows XP
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Bill Gates home number
So we can TALK about his horrid XP
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
A phone call to my lawyer
As I told Bill where to stick his XP
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
A shiny 12 pound hammer
So that I can finally FIX my Windows XP.
A phone call to my lawyer
Gill Gates home number
An antivirus program
Wig of my old hair
Seven keyboard errors
Six hour recovery
Five Blue Death Screens
Four pop up blockers
An awesome Speedway Race Game
Two "How to" manuals
And FREEDOM from my Windows XP.
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This cracked me up.
I thought it was really funny.
I did, too. Have to give her a Windows 555. -- MM
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