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Song Parodies -> "The Bar Strangled Manner"

Original Song Title:

"The Star Spangled Banner"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"The Bar Strangled Manner"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

No way can I see
Drinking bar whiskey straight
What so calmly they flail
Leaves me choking and screaming
Never chug that small jar
Need a glass, ounces eight
With a mixer and ice
Everytime I'm Jim Beaming
Let them call me a square
Say I hang a weak pair
But, next morning I'm bright
And my head is still there
No day will that Bar Strangled Manner, I cra-a-ve
I'll just sip soberly...
And my li --- cense ---- I'll ---- save...
(Drink up!)

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Johnny D - February 06, 2006 - Report this comment
That's the spirit - the spirit of 76 (Bottles of Jim Beam)!
Royce Miller - February 06, 2006 - Report this comment
It's a stiff one.
alvin rhodes - February 06, 2006 - Report this comment
salutes
AFW - February 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks to Johnny, Royce, and alvin
Matthias - February 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Ah... our real National Anthem...
AFW - February 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Thank you, Matthias
Bob Gomez - February 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Good one--and don't end up as roadkill, please!
Tommy Turtle - February 06, 2006 - Report this comment
How many had you had when ya wrote this one? And you know Dub is gonna declare you a ter----st operative for this subversion, right? Three Fifths!
Red Ant - February 06, 2006 - Report this comment
This would replace all bar drinking songs except no one can hit that high note. 3 fifths
Larry Hensley - February 07, 2006 - Report this comment
This should be the new (hic) National (hic) Anthem!
AFW - February 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks to Bob, Tommy, Red Ant, and Larry
carol - February 07, 2006 - Report this comment
three stars and three 5's.
AFW - February 07, 2006 - Report this comment
And thank you,. Carol

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