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Song Parodies -> "The Big Carol Polka"
Original Song Title:
"The Beer Barrel Polka"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"The Big Carol Polka"
Parody Written by:
Kristof Robertson
The Lyrics
Sometimes known as "Roll Out The Barrel"....a cautionary tale that sometimes you can have too much of a good thing....
My new honey; what a honey!
She's a widow, rather chesty
The good Lord has surely blessed me
Oh man, they're the B-E-S-T
Oh, they could demolish cities
There's gra-VIT-ty round them titties
When her buttons polkya
They could take out an eye
In the bedroom she gets freaky-freak
Neighbours hear the floorboards creaky-creak
(I've reinforced my whole abode
To cope with her boun-ti-ful load)
After loving is the time I dread, I dread
To her Pyrenees she pulls my head
When my gal goes sleepy-bye
You'll hear my frantic, muffled cry.
Roll over, Carol!
(Sleeping with Carol aint fun)
Roll over, Carol!
Your Triple Fs weigh a ton!
You smothered Darryl,
Your husband of 20 years
Though I might die under Carol
Least I'll have warm ears!
She's a widow, rather chesty
The good Lord has surely blessed me
Oh man, they're the B-E-S-T
Oh, they could demolish cities
There's gra-VIT-ty round them titties
When her buttons polkya
They could take out an eye
In the bedroom she gets freaky-freak
Neighbours hear the floorboards creaky-creak
(I've reinforced my whole abode
To cope with her boun-ti-ful load)
After loving is the time I dread, I dread
To her Pyrenees she pulls my head
When my gal goes sleepy-bye
You'll hear my frantic, muffled cry.
Roll over, Carol!
(Sleeping with Carol aint fun)
Roll over, Carol!
Your Triple Fs weigh a ton!
You smothered Darryl,
Your husband of 20 years
Though I might die under Carol
Least I'll have warm ears!
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very funny dancing there, Kristof....and good to see ya' back..my fives
Thanks AFW! And I've got a lot of catching up to do, with you right up my list....
that was rollicking fun !
Loved the Pyrenees line, among others. Massif mammal. Big 5s
DKTOS, but 555 anyway, a good laugh.
Is the OS the same one that's being misattributed to "Weird Al" Yankovic?
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