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Song Parodies -> "On Top Of Old Brokey"

Original Song Title:

"On Top Of Old Smoky"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"On Top Of Old Brokey"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

On Top Of Old Brokey
Back- mountain, that is
Two gay cowboys meat up
A "his" and a "his"

They do some sheepherding
From their saddled steed
You'd think with those sheep there,
That's all they would need

Gary Cooper would freak out
And turn in his grave (uh, well, maybe not)
Should he ever discover
How these cowboys behave

One's film name is Ennis
Let's take in accounts
Sounds a little like anus
If quick to pronounce

The other one's, Jack Twist
Not normally lewd
But, in this off beat picture
It could be misconstrued

Midst hugging and kissing
A sound track relies
On the night noise and sheep bleats
And their unzipping flys

Reviews give it thumbs up
For "In the tent" probes
And the actors now show off
Their big Golden Globes

I do think that title
Could use a slight change
Call it, "Bareback Mountin' "
Or "Home on Derange"




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Overall Rating: 4.9

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alvin rhodes - January 20, 2006 - Report this comment
this is an absolute scream
John Barry - January 20, 2006 - Report this comment
What Alvin said. If I recall correctly, Kenneth Anger, in "Hollywood Babylon," suggested that Gary C. wasn't immune to the charms of cowboys.
AFW - January 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin, and John...I have heard some of those Coop stories, too..
Red Ant - January 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Though I haven't seen the film this is funny. I predict that "Bareback Mountin'" will show up as an adult movie title this year.
carol - January 20, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL! 5's
AFW - January 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, RA and carol
Billy Boyd - January 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Funny, with several laugh out loud lines. 5's. Haven't seen the movie yet, though I do admit a certain morbid curiosity from all the hype it's gotten.
AFW - January 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Billy...I must admit I haven't seen it either, just caught the Golden Globe awards...and done some internet research.
Adagio - January 21, 2006 - Report this comment
I agree...they should change the name to "Home on Derange". What next? lol
AFW - January 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Adagio
Bob Gomez - January 21, 2006 - Report this comment
"Golden Globes" was my favorite. Great lines throughout, AFW. Can't wait for the sequel. To your song, NOT the movie.
AFW - January 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Bob...but, might have to wait for the movie sequel..to do a spoof sequel...Let's see, what should a sequel be called?..Maybe, "Spinal Surgery Mountain"...and of course it would have a big cast

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