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Song Parodies -> "Finnish Courses of Christmas"

Original Song Title:

"12 Days of Christmas"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Finnish Courses of Christmas"

Parody Written by:

Susanna Viljanen

The Lyrics

Whoa! A rip-off - this is how Christmas is celebrated in Finland. Traditionally my family spends time together, with all brothers, sisters, uncles, aunts, cousins and in-laws.
As the first course of Christmas
our mother served us
The ham with mustard sauce

As the second course of Christmas
our mother served us
Two casseroles of carrot
The ham with mustard sauce

As the third of Christmas
our mother served us
Three liver patees
Two casseroles of carrot
The ham with mustard sauce

As the fourth course of Christmas
our mother served us
Four casseroles of turnip
Three liver patees
Two casseroles of carrot
The ham with mustard sauce

As the fifth course of Christmas
our mother served us
Five cups of salad
Four casseroles of turnip
Three liver patees
Two casseroles of carrot
The ham with mustard sauce

As the sixfth course of Christmas
our mother served us
Six slices of cheese
Five cups of salad
Four casseroles of turnip
Three liver patees
Two casseroles of carrot
The ham with mustard sauce

As the seventh course of Christmas
our mother served us
Seven casseroles of praities
Six slices of cheese
Five cups of salad
Four casseroles of turnip
Three liver patees
Two casseroles of carrot
The ham with mustard sauce

As the eighth course of Christmas
our mother served us
Eight whitefish fillets
Seven casseroles of praities
Six slices of cheese
Five cups of salad
Four casseroles of turnip
Three liver patees
Two casseroles of carrot
The ham with mustard sauce

As the ninth course of Christmas
our mother served us
Nine boiled potatoes
Eight whitefish fillets
Seven casseroles of praities
Six slices of cheese
Five cups of salad
Four casseroles of turnip
Three liver patees
Two casseroles of carrot
The ham with mustard sauce

As the tenth course of Christmas
our mother served us
Ten salmon sushi
Nine boiled potatoes
Eight whitefish fillets
Seven casseroles of praities
Six slices of cheese
Five cups of salad
Four casseroles of turnip
Three liver patees
Two casseroles of carrot
The ham with mustard sauce

As eleventh course of Christmas
our mother served us
Eleven choolate cookies
Ten salmon sushi
Nine boiled potatoes
Eight whitefish fillets
Seven casseroles of praities
Six slices of cheese
Five cups of salad
Four casseroles of turnip
Three liver patees
Two casseroles of carrot
The ham with mustard sauce

As the twelfth course of Christmas
our mother served us
Twelve Alka-Seltzers
Eleven choolate cookies
Ten salmon sushi
Nine boiled potatoes
Eight whitefish fillets
Seven casseroles of praities
Six slices of cheese
Five cups of salad
Four casseroles of turnip
Three liver patees
Two casseroles of carrot
The ham with mustard sauce
PLEASE, MUM! NOT ANY MORE! I'M SWELLING AND YOU'RE RUINING MY DIET!

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 3.3
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 3

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Peter Andersson - January 09, 2006 - Report this comment
I'll vouch for 1, 3, 5, 6, 9 and 12 being valid in Sweden too (7 I don't know what it is) and the rest we substitute with either Christmas beer or candy.
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - January 10, 2006 - Report this comment
That wasn't me voting low by the way. I wasn't sure about the pacing so I withheld to see what it got from others, still do.
robbie - November 06, 2007 - Report this comment
lol

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