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Song Parodies -> "Rat Offends Precepts Of Jesus"

Original Song Title:

"What A Friend We Have In Jesus"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Rat Offends Precepts Of Jesus"

Parody Written by:

Violet T. Riol

The Lyrics

Rat offends precepts of Jesus
From his foul and fetid lair
This rank pillager is scary
And horns lurk beneath his hair
Got a face that looks like suet
Even Bush expresses care
When he disses dying Ari'
How'd this putz get on the air?

Rat is an abomination
Calls for people's death in "prayer"
His tax exemption should be purged
He politics on the air
Rat, example of the faithless
Whose objective is to snare
From those who believe his BS
Their lucre and a large share

Rat's a freak and heavy-laden
With the money that he's snared
He's got the savor of refuse
When he's near you, you need air
He's relentless in fakery
When he's near you please take care
Cuz he'll strong-arm you for money
Take this ahole off the air

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