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Song Parodies -> "12 Foods of Christmas"
Original Song Title:
"12 Days of Christmas"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"12 Foods of Christmas"
Parody Written by:
Michael Hack
The Lyrics
Song was taught by the end of the movie "Houseguest" with Sinbad and Phil Hartman in it. I've made up these additional lines.
On the first food of Christmas
My true love gave to me
And a one big fatty cheeseburger
On the second food of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Two apple pies
And a one big fatty cheeseburger
On the third food of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Three chocolate shakes
Two apple pies
And a one big fatty cheeseburger
On the fourth food of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Four dill pickles
Three chocolate shakes
Two apple pies
And a one big fatty cheeseburger
On the fifth food of Christmas
My true love gave to me
FIVE ONION RINGS
Four dill pickles
Three chocolate shakes
Two apple pies
And a one big fatty cheeseburger
On the sixth food of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Six frozen carrots
FIVE ONION RINGS
Four dill pickles
Three chocolate shakes
Two apple pies
And a one big fatty cheeseburger
On the seventh food of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Seven juicy apples
Six frozen carrots
FIVE ONION RINGS
Four dill pickles
Three chocolate shakes
Two apple pies
And a one big fatty cheeseburger
On the eighth food of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Eight fresh bananas
Seven juicy apples
Six frozen carrots
FIVE ONION RINGS
Four dill pickles
Three chocolate shakes
Two apple pies
And a one big fatty cheeseburger
On the ninth food of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Nine chicken strips
Eight fresh bananas
Seven juicy apples
Six frozen carrots
FIVE ONION RINGS
Four dill pickles
Three chocolate shakes
Two apple pies
And a one big fatty cheeseburger
On the tenth food of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Ten pizza pockets
Nine chicken strips
Eight fresh bananas
Seven juicy apples
Six frozen carrots
FIVE ONION RINGS
Four dill pickles
Three chocolate shakes
Two apple pies
And a one big fatty cheeseburger
On the eleventh food of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Eleven curly fries
Ten pizza pockets
Nine chicken strips
Eight fresh bananas
Seven juicy apples
Six frozen carrots
FIVE ONION RINGS
Four dill pickles
Three chocolate shakes
Two apple pies
And a one big fatty cheeseburger
On the twelfth food of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Twelve popcorn shrimp
Eleven curly fries
Ten pizza pockets
Nine chicken strips
Eight fresh bananas
Seven juicy apples
Six frozen carrots
FIVE ONION RINGS
Four dill pickles
Three chocolate shakes
Two apple pies
And a one big fatty cheeseburger
My true love gave to me
And a one big fatty cheeseburger
On the second food of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Two apple pies
And a one big fatty cheeseburger
On the third food of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Three chocolate shakes
Two apple pies
And a one big fatty cheeseburger
On the fourth food of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Four dill pickles
Three chocolate shakes
Two apple pies
And a one big fatty cheeseburger
On the fifth food of Christmas
My true love gave to me
FIVE ONION RINGS
Four dill pickles
Three chocolate shakes
Two apple pies
And a one big fatty cheeseburger
On the sixth food of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Six frozen carrots
FIVE ONION RINGS
Four dill pickles
Three chocolate shakes
Two apple pies
And a one big fatty cheeseburger
On the seventh food of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Seven juicy apples
Six frozen carrots
FIVE ONION RINGS
Four dill pickles
Three chocolate shakes
Two apple pies
And a one big fatty cheeseburger
On the eighth food of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Eight fresh bananas
Seven juicy apples
Six frozen carrots
FIVE ONION RINGS
Four dill pickles
Three chocolate shakes
Two apple pies
And a one big fatty cheeseburger
On the ninth food of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Nine chicken strips
Eight fresh bananas
Seven juicy apples
Six frozen carrots
FIVE ONION RINGS
Four dill pickles
Three chocolate shakes
Two apple pies
And a one big fatty cheeseburger
On the tenth food of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Ten pizza pockets
Nine chicken strips
Eight fresh bananas
Seven juicy apples
Six frozen carrots
FIVE ONION RINGS
Four dill pickles
Three chocolate shakes
Two apple pies
And a one big fatty cheeseburger
On the eleventh food of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Eleven curly fries
Ten pizza pockets
Nine chicken strips
Eight fresh bananas
Seven juicy apples
Six frozen carrots
FIVE ONION RINGS
Four dill pickles
Three chocolate shakes
Two apple pies
And a one big fatty cheeseburger
On the twelfth food of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Twelve popcorn shrimp
Eleven curly fries
Ten pizza pockets
Nine chicken strips
Eight fresh bananas
Seven juicy apples
Six frozen carrots
FIVE ONION RINGS
Four dill pickles
Three chocolate shakes
Two apple pies
And a one big fatty cheeseburger
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it was good.how many different 12 days of christmas songs are there?
I heard the last five lines of this parody in a movie. Did they get it from you or did you get it from them?
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