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Song Parodies -> "Santa's Evil Twin"

Original Song Title:

"Jingle Bells"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Santa's Evil Twin"

Parody Written by:

Satchmo Jr.

The Lyrics

My dad helped a little bit.
Smashing people's bones
In a suit of red and black
Breaking into homes
Filling up his sack
Guard dogs run away
Cops all wet their pants
What fun it is to flee today
While everybody chants
Oh!
Go away! Go away!
Santa's evil twin!
Ran into my grandma and he tried to do her in!
Oh!
Go away! Go away! Santa's wicked bro!
Always says "ha ha you stink" instead of "ho ho ho"
Tearing down the lights
that I just put up.
Oh, I want to kill that guy!
I have such rotten luck!
Then he filled our house
with old underwear.
Why don't you come and take a few?
We have so many pairs!
Oh!
Go away! Go away! North Pole-hatin' guy!
Much prefers the South Pole; he eats penguins on the sly!
Oh!
Go away! Go away! Vader duplicate!
Doesn't have a light saber, although he bought the kit!

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Overall Rating: 4.3

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Claude Prez - December 28, 2005 - Report this comment
What an amazingly talented young person you are. You must have remarkable parents. Heh heh. Loved the penguin bit.
Spaff.com - December 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Hilarious! TMGLTM. (Ask your dad what that means.)
Red Ant - December 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Excellent young man (and the "little bit" that Claude helped you on).
Lucidlupin LeeBee - December 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Ho ho ho 5's ;)
Satchmo Jr. - December 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks for the comments, everyone. And by the way, I'm a girl!
Jonathan - January 08, 2006 - Report this comment
It was very funny especially the "tearing down the lights that i just put up i want to kill that guy i have such rotten luck" and the "vader duplicate" i almost died laughing reading those ones anyway good job Satchmo Jr. and Satchmo Jr.'s dad 544

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