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Song Parodies -> "Santa's Evil Twin"
Original Song Title:
"Jingle Bells"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Santa's Evil Twin"
Parody Written by:
Satchmo Jr.
The Lyrics
My dad helped a little bit.
Smashing people's bones
In a suit of red and black
Breaking into homes
Filling up his sack
Guard dogs run away
Cops all wet their pants
What fun it is to flee today
While everybody chants
Oh!
Go away! Go away!
Santa's evil twin!
Ran into my grandma and he tried to do her in!
Oh!
Go away! Go away! Santa's wicked bro!
Always says "ha ha you stink" instead of "ho ho ho"
Tearing down the lights
that I just put up.
Oh, I want to kill that guy!
I have such rotten luck!
Then he filled our house
with old underwear.
Why don't you come and take a few?
We have so many pairs!
Oh!
Go away! Go away! North Pole-hatin' guy!
Much prefers the South Pole; he eats penguins on the sly!
Oh!
Go away! Go away! Vader duplicate!
Doesn't have a light saber, although he bought the kit!
In a suit of red and black
Breaking into homes
Filling up his sack
Guard dogs run away
Cops all wet their pants
What fun it is to flee today
While everybody chants
Oh!
Go away! Go away!
Santa's evil twin!
Ran into my grandma and he tried to do her in!
Oh!
Go away! Go away! Santa's wicked bro!
Always says "ha ha you stink" instead of "ho ho ho"
Tearing down the lights
that I just put up.
Oh, I want to kill that guy!
I have such rotten luck!
Then he filled our house
with old underwear.
Why don't you come and take a few?
We have so many pairs!
Oh!
Go away! Go away! North Pole-hatin' guy!
Much prefers the South Pole; he eats penguins on the sly!
Oh!
Go away! Go away! Vader duplicate!
Doesn't have a light saber, although he bought the kit!
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What an amazingly talented young person you are. You must have remarkable parents. Heh heh. Loved the penguin bit.
Hilarious! TMGLTM. (Ask your dad what that means.)
Excellent young man (and the "little bit" that Claude helped you on).
Ho ho ho 5's ;)
Thanks for the comments, everyone. And by the way, I'm a girl!
It was very funny especially the "tearing down the lights that i just put up i want to kill that guy i have such rotten luck" and the "vader duplicate" i almost died laughing reading those ones anyway good job Satchmo Jr. and Satchmo Jr.'s dad 544
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