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Song Parodies -> "Little Corporal Targets Saddam"
Original Song Title:
"Santa Claus Is Coming To Town"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Little Corporal Targets Saddam"
Parody Written by:
Alvin Dover & Bill Tong
The Lyrics
Inspired by a syndicated column comparing Dubya (the "Little Corporal") to Napoleon Bonaparte
(instrumental intro)
Bush wants Saddam out.
To steal Iraq lands.
Iraq must disarm and meet our demands.
Little Corporal targets Saddam.
Blair's making the case
For pre-emptive strikes.
Control Iraq's oil for future price hikes;
Little Corporal targets Saddam.
Inspectors search his palace,
And all around Iraq.
In graveyards and garages for
Weapons Saddam has held back.
Bush wants Saddam out.
To steal Iraq lands.
Iraq must disarm and meet our demands.
Little Corporal targets Saddam.
His generals warned Bush
The deal isn't done.
Eager to prove he'll go it alone.
Little Corporal targets Saddam.
He told Colin Powell
This war is my route
To get us the votes to win the dispute.
Little Corporal targets Saddam.
The Shrub demonized Saddam
To save his monarchy.
Bush fears if scandals drag him down,
His regime is history, so...
Bush wants Saddam out.
To steal Iraq lands.
Iraq must disarm and meet our demands.
Little Corporal targets Saddam.
Bush wants Saddam out.
To steal Iraq lands.
Iraq must disarm and meet our demands.
Little Corporal targets Saddam.
Blair's making the case
For pre-emptive strikes.
Control Iraq's oil for future price hikes;
Little Corporal targets Saddam.
Inspectors search his palace,
And all around Iraq.
In graveyards and garages for
Weapons Saddam has held back.
Bush wants Saddam out.
To steal Iraq lands.
Iraq must disarm and meet our demands.
Little Corporal targets Saddam.
His generals warned Bush
The deal isn't done.
Eager to prove he'll go it alone.
Little Corporal targets Saddam.
He told Colin Powell
This war is my route
To get us the votes to win the dispute.
Little Corporal targets Saddam.
The Shrub demonized Saddam
To save his monarchy.
Bush fears if scandals drag him down,
His regime is history, so...
Bush wants Saddam out.
To steal Iraq lands.
Iraq must disarm and meet our demands.
Little Corporal targets Saddam.
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