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Song Parodies -> "Twelve Days Of Spanish Infomercials"

Original Song Title:

"The Twelve Days Of Christmas"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Twelve Days Of Spanish Infomercials"

Parody Written by:

crazydon

The Lyrics

One of my guilty pleasures is watching Spanish-language infomercials, especially those for a certain item. This song contains twelve such products sold on Spanish-language infomercials, including five infomercials dubbed into Spanish: 6 Second Abs, some colon-cleansing product, Little Giant Ladder, Body by Jake Ab Scissor, and Showtime Rotisserie Oven. I had intended to make the products sold in the dubbed infomercials eight through twelve, but since 6 Second Abs has 6 in its name, I had to make it number 6.
On the first day of Spanish infomercials I did see
A collection of religious CD's

On the second day of Spanish infomercials I did see
Two talismans
And a collection of religious CD's

On the third day of Spanish infomercials I did see
Three shaping garments
Two talismans
And a collection of religious CD's

On the fourth day of Spanish infomercials I did see
Four jars of snail cream
Three shaping garments
Two talismans
And a collection of religious CD's

On the fifth day of Spanish infomercials I did see
Five hard-on pills
Four jars of snail cream
Three shaping garments
Two talismans
And a collection of religious CD's

On the sixth day of Spanish infomercials I did see
6 Second Abs
Five hard-on pills
Four jars of snail cream
Three shaping garments
Two talismans
And a collection of religious CD's

On the seventh day of Spanish infomercials I did see
Anti-baldness shampoo
6 Second Abs
Five hard-on pills
Four jars of snail cream
Three shaping garments
Two talismans
And a collection of religious CD's

On the eighth day of Spanish infomercials I did see
How to speak English
Anti-baldness shampoo
6 Second Abs
Five hard-on pills
Four jars of snail cream
Three shaping garments
Two talismans
And a collection of religious CD's

On the ninth day of Spanish infomercials I did see
Some colon-cleansing product
How to speak English
Anti-baldness shampoo
6 Second Abs
Five hard-on pills
Four jars of snail cream
Three shaping garments
Two talismans
And a collection of religious CD's

On the tenth day of Spanish infomercials I did see
Little Giant Ladder
Some colon-cleansing product
How to speak English
Anti-baldness shampoo
6 Second Abs
Five hard-on pills
Four jars of snail cream
Three shaping garments
Two talismans
And a collection of religious CD's

On the eleventh day of Spanish infomercials I did see
Body by Jake Ab Scissor
Little Giant Ladder
Some colon-cleansing product
How to speak English
Anti-baldness shampoo
6 Second Abs
Five hard-on pills
Four jars of snail cream
Three shaping garments
Two talismans
And a collection of religious CD's

On the twelfth day of Spanish infomercials I did see
Showtime Rotisserie Oven
Body by Jake Ab Scissor
Little Giant Ladder
Some colon-cleansing product
How to speak English
Anti-baldness shampoo
6 Second Abs
Five hard-on pills
Four jars of snail cream
Three shaping garments
Two talismans
And a collection of religious CD's

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