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Song Parodies -> "Who's Child Is This?"

Original Song Title:

"What Child Is This"

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Parody Song Title:

"Who's Child Is This?"

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The Lyrics

Who's child is this? I must contest
On my wife's lap, now sleeping
Thy face is black, I'm anglo sax
Close check, I'd best be keeping

This, this is disturbing
Last year, an infant named Ling Ting
Test, test, paternity
She gets around, my Mary

This makes not good sense, at all
So loose her ass is seeding
Must be less dumb, to keep her from
United Nations breeding

Close family ties, I still desire
So, I shall not disown him
As proof I'll go on Maury's show
For DNA that's shown him

This, this is disturbing,
Last year an infant named Ling Ting
Test, test, paternity
She gets around, my Mary

She gets around, my Mary

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Pacing: 4.5
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Overall Rating: 4.2

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Rex - December 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Reminds me of Gabe Kaplan's joke about wondering if he was adopted, so one day he walked straight up to his father and said "Ling I adopted?" And the reply was "Ah, no, you not rented."
alvin rhodes - December 23, 2005 - Report this comment
who's fives are these ?..why, yours
AFW - December 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Rex, and alvin
Michael Pacholek - March 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Joke I heard recently: There was this guy who was proud of having had six children. He always called his wife "Mother of Six." This annoyed her tremendously. One night, they were leaving a party, and he said, "Ready to go, Mother of Six?" And she said, "Yes, I am, Father of Four!"

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