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Song Parodies -> "Trek the Malls"

Original Song Title:

"Deck the Halls"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Trek the Malls"

Parody Written by:

Rod Worden

The Lyrics

It's the most wonderful time of the year..
Trek the malls in gift-search folly
Fa-la-la-la-la---la-la-la-laaa
'Tis the season-- grab that dolly!
Fa-la-la-la-la---la-la-la-laaa

Snatch me now some cheap apparel
Fa-la-la-la-la-la---la-la-laaa
Last year mark-downs looking feral
Fa-la-la-la-la---la-la-la-laaa

See the shocking bills before us
Fa-la-la-la-la---la-la-la-laaa
"Pay Up!" calls ring, what a chorus!
Fa-la-la-la-la---la-la-la-laaa

Follow me in halting measures
Fa-la-la-la-la-la---la-la-laaa
While I hock some beat-up treasures
Fa-la-la-la-la---la-la-la-laaa

Pis*ed away, the old year passes
Fa-la-la-la-la---la-la-la-laaa
Bankrupt now and on our as*es
Fa-la-la-la-la---la-la-la-laaa

Sing rebellious all together
Fa-la-la-la-la-la---la-la-laaa
"Yuletide blows, like arctic weather!"
Fa-la-la-la-la---la-la-la-laaa

Fa-la-la-la-laaa--- la-la-la-laaaagh!
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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.4
Total Votes: 9

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AFW - December 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Top job, here...good comedy catches, and tells a good topical relating story..fives
Royce Miller - December 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Laughed at this one
Adagio - December 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Whew!! Am I glad that we got our shopping done...now I don't have to have nightmares about the mall. : D 5's
Red Ant - December 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Lol, good one Rod.
Michael Pacholek - December 21, 2005 - Report this comment
I saw the word "Trek" and thought this was going to be about something else. Still, to give this one a five seems... logical.
carol - December 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Fa-la-la-la-la------humbug! 555
Rod - December 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you all, folks, for your votes and comments. I do appreciate the interplay on this site, some fine talent here, yourselves included. Happy holidays!
Serafina - December 24, 2005 - Report this comment
I got my shopping done several days ago as well, and I also voted 5-5-5 on this great parody, but didn't comment. Anyway, merry Christmas to you, Rod, and happy new year!! =)
Rod - December 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Serafina, and Merry Christmas to you, too!
Rae! - December 18, 2006 - Report this comment
The true meaning of Christams...... Buying you're family cheap presents. Merry Christmas!
Elvie - July 27, 2010 - Report this comment
It's that time of year that tears the head , wallet and family...Hit it on head. Sense lots of unhappiness???????

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