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Song Parodies -> "The Little Plumber Boy"

Original Song Title:

"The Little Drummer Boy"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"The Little Plumber Boy"

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The Lyrics

Come they told me,
Please, Plumber Boy, come
Our toilet's leaking, see
Needs, plumb, plumb, plumb, plumb
All plumbing tools I bring
Not only just some
Their toilet is leaking
Needs plumb, plumb, plumb, plumb
Plumb, plumb, plumb, plumb
Plumb, plumb, plumb, plumb

Clogged clear to the rim
With scum, scum, scum, scum

Fetch my plunger
Out from, from, from, from
The plumbing van I drive
While chewing my gum
No use, it needs snaking
My fingers are numb
That too, is not working
Ho, hum, hum, hum, hum
Hum, hum, hum, hum,
Hum, hum, hum, hum

Poke and prod it,
Unclogged, will not come
It's liquid plumber time
About to succumb
Amazed, it worked, the grime
And sewage have swum
I spent half hour's time
That's ninety bucks, chum
Please pay that sum
Goin' for rum....

Tuckered out, Plumb..

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 9

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 2   0
 3   1
 4   0
 5   7

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Royce Miller - December 21, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm raising my glass of Draino to ya.
alvin rhodes - December 21, 2005 - Report this comment
i'm drained of laughter after this....great concept
Red Ant - December 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Good one from AFW.
2Eagle - December 21, 2005 - Report this comment
I see you got a troll - or should I say Grinch? I give you 555.
PMS - December 21, 2005 - Report this comment
I think I'll write a tune called "Little "One-r" Boy" about the putz who voted ones. This song rocks.
Rod W - December 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Hilarious!! Filled with great lines, AFW. I've thought about doing one on this but I've always liked it way too much to destroy. No longer! 555 plunges.
AFW - December 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Royce.....draino, might be good for the braino....thanks,alvin....don't drain everything...thanks, Red Ant...I see the ones guy gave me a good one....thanks, 2Eagle...yeah, he only kept four..left me one...thanks,PMS appreciate your support...thanks,Rod W...Hey, always room for one more..

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