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Song Parodies -> "Facist Laws are Coming to Town"
Original Song Title:
"Santa Claus is Coming to Town"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Facist Laws are Coming to Town"
Parody Written by:
Rod Worden
The Lyrics
'Tis the season for song, Santa, and filibuster in the Senate over extension of the repugnant, Orwellian Patriot Act..
You better watch out
You better comply
You better not shout, your rights are bye-bye
Fascist laws are coming to town..
They're makin' their lists
We're payin' the price
They wanna take out who's naughty and nice
Fascist laws are coming to town..
They list you while they're peeping
Vast terabytes they make
Distinctions not 'tween bad and good
For our good! for goodness sake..
You better watch out
You better ask why
A government lout can blacken your sky
Fascist laws are coming to town..
They're makin' those lists
This word of advice:
You think you're so safe-- you'd better think twice
Fascist laws are coming to town..
NSA drones and lotsa war zones
CIA brigs and buryin' the bones
Fascist laws are coming to town..
With little debate they scuttle and screw
Liberties, lives, and dignity, too
Fascist laws are coming to town..
Us kids in girl and boy land
Have had our jubilee
They'll now keep growin' the corporate state
All around the spending spree-- so
You better watch out
Your freedom's awry
Our country's amok, I'm telling you why
Fascist laws are coming..
Fascist laws are coming..
Fascist laws are coming to town!
You better comply
You better not shout, your rights are bye-bye
Fascist laws are coming to town..
They're makin' their lists
We're payin' the price
They wanna take out who's naughty and nice
Fascist laws are coming to town..
They list you while they're peeping
Vast terabytes they make
Distinctions not 'tween bad and good
For our good! for goodness sake..
You better watch out
You better ask why
A government lout can blacken your sky
Fascist laws are coming to town..
They're makin' those lists
This word of advice:
You think you're so safe-- you'd better think twice
Fascist laws are coming to town..
NSA drones and lotsa war zones
CIA brigs and buryin' the bones
Fascist laws are coming to town..
With little debate they scuttle and screw
Liberties, lives, and dignity, too
Fascist laws are coming to town..
Us kids in girl and boy land
Have had our jubilee
They'll now keep growin' the corporate state
All around the spending spree-- so
You better watch out
Your freedom's awry
Our country's amok, I'm telling you why
Fascist laws are coming..
Fascist laws are coming..
Fascist laws are coming to town!
May the force for peaceful, positive change burn brightly within you all this holiday season, and always.
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nice job on the OS with a good message. Be ready for the frothers and foamers to attack. 555 from me.
Excellent - especially the "With little debate they scuttle and screw/Liberties, lives, and dignity, too" couplet
Excellent. I find it increasingly amazing how this administration has no regard for the Constitution (Bill of Rights).
Merry Christmas, and a happy new President (even if we have to wait three more years).
Nicely done, Rod!! I think it's nicely written. =)
Thanks Carol, Phil, Robert, Michael, and Serafina for all your comments. I've forwarded them to Mr Cheney for further review.
Very clever... It reminds us of the reason for his treason... 5-5-5
Thanks, Mac!
OOPS!... That would be f-a-S-c-i-s-t, now wouldn't it.. I can't even correctly spell the type of govt that is so near and dear to us. Sheesh!
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