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Song Parodies -> "Santa Claus is Goin' To Town"

Original Song Title:

"Santa Claus is Comin' To Town"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Santa Claus is Goin' To Town"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

He found a Ho house
Decided to buy
Just blew twenty bucks,
Unzippin' his fly
Santa Claus is Goin' to Town..

Ain't checkin' his lust,
He's grabbin' some vice
Glad he found one,
Who's naughty and nice
Santa Claus is Goin to Town..

That ain't his pager beeping
He's up to his old tricks
Just popped a big Cialis pill
So, he's good for thirty six..

Ho's better watch out
The old man is sly
A bulge in his suit
And a gleam in his eye,
Santa Claus is Goin' to Town

He's comin' and He's Goin' to Town..


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carol - December 19, 2005 - Report this comment
LMAO!!! 5's
alvin rhodes - December 19, 2005 - Report this comment
love it...the best SCICTT parody so far
Serafina - December 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Good one AFW...5-5-5
Michael Pacholek - December 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Suck it in, Santa! (No, that's her job!)
AFW - December 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks to Carol, alvin, serafina, and Michael
MrMacphisto - December 19, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL
Dee Range - December 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Spectacular, AFW. I agree with Alvin. I'm working on my own version of this, quite similar, but will have to go on What Freaks, called Santa Claus is Comin' Right Now. High 5's, dude...keep it up heh heh heh.
AFW - December 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, to Mac and Dee
Kat - December 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Funny, but absolutely vulgar.
AFW - December 20, 2005 - Report this comment
It's only vulgar when you're not gettin' any
TAMAA BIRD 1000 VOICES - November 23, 2018 - Report this comment
Bathroom humor and bad but those who laugh at toilet and foul mouth comedians are no better

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