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Song Parodies -> "Santa Claus Ain't Comin' To Town"

Original Song Title:

"Santa Claus Is Comin' To Town"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Santa Claus Ain't Comin' To Town"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

no need to watch out
no reindeer will fly
you'd better not doubt
i tell you no lie
santa claus ain't comin' to town

he'd taken his list
and checked it out twice
finally found out
that no one is nice
santa claus ain't comin' to town

he'll spend that evening sleepin'
no gifts, when you awake
he knows you've been up to no good
so why should you get a break ?

so...
no need to watch out
no reindeer will fly
you'd better not doubt
i tell you no lie
santa claus ain't comin' to town

no little tin horns or little toy drums
no goody-good-goods for crumby-crumb-crumbs
santa claus ain't comin' to town

christmas has stalled, cause santa is through
hell with it, folks...he's feelin' abused
santa claus ain't comin' to town

he once was gay and buoyant
but germs began to breed
there ain't no girls or boys in town
that are free of christmas greed

so...
no need to watch out
no reindeer will fly
you'd better not doubt
i tell you no lie
santa claus ain't comin' to town

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 11

Voting Breakdown

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 3   1
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Red Ant - December 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Good work, liked how you turned the song to give the opposite meaning of the original.
carol - December 17, 2005 - Report this comment
what Red Ant said. 555
Rex - December 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Santa...ain't coming? I put up those landing lights for nothing? (BTW, good work.)
PMS - December 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Great work.
Adagio - December 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Good one...he finlly saw the greediness, huh? Couple of small pacing stumbles...not enough to affect a score. 5's
2Eagle - December 17, 2005 - Report this comment
I'll bet that goes double for Washington.
Michael Pacholek - December 18, 2005 - Report this comment
This NEVER happened when Bill Clinton was President! I can just imagine Santa standing at the North Pole, yelling like Charlie Brown, "Isn't there anyone who knows what Christmas is all about?"
Spaff.com - December 18, 2005 - Report this comment
The Year Without a Santa Claus? Love it, alvin. You had me from "finally found out that no one is nice." Kids should be required to sing this version.
alvin rhodes - December 19, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks red ant carol rex PMS adagio 2eagle michael and spaff
John Harvey - December 21, 2005 - Report this comment
This song makes small children cry. That's why I'm giving it all fives.
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - December 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Maybe I'm the first to notice, but this was traditional parody number 1000! And regardless of that it gets all 5s from me.

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