Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, yum, yum, yum yum
Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, yum, yum, yum yum
Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, more than a crumb
Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, sweet as a plum

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, bop bop bodap
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, cute little pup
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, bop bop bodap
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, "A", not "C" cup

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, no, they don't flop
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, won't ever drop
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, cream of the crop
Ooh, swim without top

Itty bitty ti**y one
You're lookin' hot to me
"40" bra? No, "31"
I like "A" and not "D"

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, bop bop bodap
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, feel, I would cop
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, kiss and not stop
Ooh, not made in shop

I could tell you a story
Just as plain as I can
No need for self-pity, Hon
Made by God and not man

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, make no mistake
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, you, I would take
Ooh, ooh, they don't wobble or shake
Ooh, at least, not fake!

Itty bitty ti**y one
With one hand, I can squeeze
Nourishing and so much fun
Fit in mouth with more ease

(Interlude on a piccolo or other very small instrument)

Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom, ba, ba bom
Bom, bom, bom, bom, cute as they come
Bom, bom, bom, bom, Babe, you're da bomb,
Bom, fit in my palm

No, they might not win glory
They're for "go", not for "show"
Neat, oh neat mosquito bites
Really hope you don't grow

Ooh, ooh, ooh, I say, "Less is more",
Ooh, ooh, ooh, don't come from a store
Ooh, ooh, ooh, with best chest, you're bless'd
Ooh, pass "pencil" test [1]

Darlin', how I adore-ee
Stuff I cannot quite see
Member of "Committee", Hon [2]
Look so pretty to me

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, mmm, mmm, mmm-mmm...
(repeat and fade away to nothing)



[1] "Pencil test": Put a pencil horizontally under one breast and let go. If the pencil doesn't fall, you need a bra.
[2] The renowned "Itty Bitty Ti**y Committee"