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Song Parodies -> "Itty Bitty Ti**y One"

Original Song Title:

"Little Bitty Pretty One"

Original Performer:

Thurston Harris

Parody Song Title:

"Itty Bitty Ti**y One"

Parody Written by:

Tommy Turtle

The Lyrics

Inspired by Cat's plaintive paucity parody, "Flat" about her lack of endowment. Cat, rest assured that there are a few of us who appreciate quality, not "quantitty"...... Note: Wide variation in web OS lyrics and MIDIs as to "doo-wops", number of verses, etc. (Perhaps one reason why OS doesn't seem to have been done here before.) Rough guide to OS lyrics here and a MIDI (that embellishes the melody quite a bit) here.
Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, yum, yum, yum yum
Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, yum, yum, yum yum
Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, more than a crumb
Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, sweet as a plum

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, bop bop bodap
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, cute little pup
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, bop bop bodap
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, "A", not "C" cup

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, no, they don't flop
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, won't ever drop
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, cream of the crop
Ooh, swim without top

Itty bitty ti**y one
You're lookin' hot to me
"40" bra? No, "31"
I like "A" and not "D"

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, bop bop bodap
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, feel, I would cop
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, kiss and not stop
Ooh, not made in shop

I could tell you a story
Just as plain as I can
No need for self-pity, Hon
Made by God and not man

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, make no mistake
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, you, I would take
Ooh, ooh, they don't wobble or shake
Ooh, at least, not fake!

Itty bitty ti**y one
With one hand, I can squeeze
Nourishing and so much fun
Fit in mouth with more ease

(Interlude on a piccolo or other very small instrument)

Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom, ba, ba bom
Bom, bom, bom, bom, cute as they come
Bom, bom, bom, bom, Babe, you're da bomb,
Bom, fit in my palm

No, they might not win glory
They're for "go", not for "show"
Neat, oh neat mosquito bites
Really hope you don't grow

Ooh, ooh, ooh, I say, "Less is more",
Ooh, ooh, ooh, don't come from a store
Ooh, ooh, ooh, with best chest, you're bless'd
Ooh, pass "pencil" test [1]

Darlin', how I adore-ee
Stuff I cannot quite see
Member of "Committee", Hon [2]
Look so pretty to me

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, mmm, mmm, mmm-mmm...
(repeat and fade away to nothing)

[1] "Pencil test": Put a pencil horizontally under one breast and let go. If the pencil doesn't fall, you need a bra.
[2] The renowned "Itty Bitty Ti**y Committee"

"Flat" © 2006 Cat. All else © 2007 Tommy Turtle.

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Total Votes: 6

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Yoidy - February 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Time for a cup size 555!
Rick C - February 07, 2007 - Report this comment
alvin rhodes - February 07, 2007 - Report this comment
funny twist
John Barry - February 07, 2007 - Report this comment
I'm tittering.
T***y Turtle - February 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Yoidy, thanks... Rick C, thanks :) ... alvin rhodes, thanks... John Barry (lol) thanks.
Below Average Dave - February 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Oy Vey Tommy Oy Vey. . .and when it comes to parodies, numbers really don't matter. . .I'm surprised Cat hasn't seen it yet. .. 555 Tommy, the only parody author who makes me learn new vocabulary words almost daily.
Cat - February 07, 2007 - Report this comment
TT...marry me!!

Anyway, I really appreciated this. Just plain great. As it was, I don't know the OS, being that the only Thurston that I'm familiar with is Thurston Moore. Oh well.
Tommy Turtle - February 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Below Average Dave: Thanks much, friend :)

Cat: Say where and when...
Judging from your bio, this song was thirty-odd years before your time... and so is this Turtle... but he likes As on report cards as well as the ones discussed here... and Scholastic Bowl... and....
Cat - February 08, 2007 - Report this comment
I'll settle for a virtual union for now. ;) But my heart (and bra) is forever yours!

You've inspired me, perhaps I should write a parody (other than my "confession," of course) detailing my own unconventional tastes? Maybe "I Like Skinny Boys" to "Here Comes Santa Claus?" I'll be thinking...
TT - August 18, 2007 - Report this comment
It's been six months, and I haven't gotten any bras in the mail (sigh)... (no hearts either)... Promises, promises, all I ever get is promises... ok, will settle for virtual (sigh) :-)
Andria - December 19, 2008 - Report this comment
Tommy Turtle, I followed the link on the "Bra Pride" parody and tried the "test", despite the fact that it appeared to be spam, and the pencils both fell.
Tommy Turtle - December 19, 2008 - Report this comment
Andria, congratulations! ... that's nice to know :-)

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