Song Parodies -> Smoke Gets In Your Thighs
| Original Song Title: | "Smoke Gets In Your Eyes" |
| Original Performer: | The Platters |
| Parody Song Title: | "Smoke Gets In Your Thighs" |
| Parody Written by: | Tommy Turtle |
They
Asked me, "Are you nuts?
"Gun so close to putz?"
Oh, oh-oh-oh-oh
I, of course, replied,
"Sweatpants tightly tied
"Gun cannot low-ride"
They
Said, "Some day you'll find
"Cap in your behind
"Ow, ow-ow-ow-ow"
"When that gun does fire
"Almost hits your lance
"Smoke gets in your pants"
So I flipped --
them off, and gaily sipped
To think they could doubt my game
But today
Career has gone away
I am without my game
(Without my game)
Now,
Cell-mates all deride
Wounds I cannot hide
Oh, oh-oh-oh-oh,
So I smile and say,
"When that pistol slips by
"Lead gets in your thigh"
Lead
Gets
In
Your
Thigh!
© 2008 Tommy Turtle. All rights reserved. E-mail: tomm...@yahoo.com
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i love a story with a moral
Fantastic topical toonery Tommy... Bloke gets him some fives!
Sir, definitely a Cowboy's worst nightmare!
Very funny title..excellently played out
Plaxico, Plaxico, were you really that dumb? Do the Giants falter because he forgot to wear regular pants with his gun? A 555 for this one, Tommy.
alvin: do ya think PB will actually learn anything from ths? :) thanks alvin.
TJC: That last sentence is a parody idea waiting to happen... a generic AIR parody of a writer "scoring" well... go for it! ... thanks TJ! (or "Joke gets him your fives".)
UnKnownVotrix: Actually, it worked out rather well for the Cowboys, as the Giants might have beaten them had their star receiver not taken himself out... but thanks for vote and comment!
AFW, thanks much.
Timmy1000: The word is that for Xmas, Plaxico is asking Santa for a holster.... duh! Thanks for v/c, Tk.
TJC: That last sentence is a parody idea waiting to happen... a generic AIR parody of a writer "scoring" well... go for it! ... thanks TJ! (or "Joke gets him your fives".)
UnKnownVotrix: Actually, it worked out rather well for the Cowboys, as the Giants might have beaten them had their star receiver not taken himself out... but thanks for vote and comment!
AFW, thanks much.
Timmy1000: The word is that for Xmas, Plaxico is asking Santa for a holster.... duh! Thanks for v/c, Tk.
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