Just shack right up, grab yourself some tail,
Start shakin' a little hip
Some tiny ho with no morals, Sport,
That you can fling and flip..

Take care with your little mighty man,
Protect him tough and sure
Then ravage her, and flail away
And for three hours do her, for three hours do her

If tender spots start getting sore
Don't let the trip be lost
Just roll out the jelly of the old KY
Keep stern and bow embossed,
Let stern and bow be flossed..

Pretend your lost on the shore of some
Unskirted desert isle
Poke Will again,
And flip her, too
The thrill is rare, best in life,
You're a porn star,
Like a pirate..who's buryin'
Here on "Thrill-again's" Isle

Re-flip her tail in a sassyway,
Jump in for some more sublime,
She'll know she's had the best of dings
Ever rang her chime

She will rate you a one, not two
Say you're the very best
Her Prince of Piece, and her "Stay Bull"
She'll never wish to rest

With groans and bites and scrotum scars
You'll be lost in lustery
Like Harrison Ford, oh
As "Indie Jones" as can be

You'll hump till you can't walk, my friend
High satisfaction smile
From Heaven stranded sassyways,
Here on "Thill-again's Isle"

Here on "Thrill-again's Isle"