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Song Parodies -> "Fart Saves A Man Expensive Ring"

Original Song Title:

"Love Is A Many-Splendored Thing"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Four Aces

Parody Song Title:

"Fart Saves A Man Expensive Ring"

Parody Written by:

Tommy Turtle

The Lyrics

Guys, is she pressuring you to pop the question? Here's how to "relieve the pressure": Buy a ring with a 100% return policy, then get on your knees, and... OS lyrics here.
Fart is a manly-rendered thing
It's the gas you pass
On knees 'fore lass
Holding wedding ring
Fart is Nature's way of giving
A man his bachelor living
The brownish crown repels girls who would cling

Once on a high and "wind"-y hill
In the mooning mist
One man got pissed
And let gas at will
Then my ring you clutched
Said we must part, and gave me back my ring
Yes, pooh fart's a man's defensive thing!


It works... trust me! © 2007 Tommy Turtle. All rights reserved.

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AFW - October 04, 2007 - Report this comment
The groom must've had Sharp cheese, cause he really cut it....what a great way to get out of getting married..
Stephen Harrington - October 04, 2007 - Report this comment
555, frrrrt......
alvin - October 04, 2007 - Report this comment
wonderfully bizarre concept
Stephen Harrington - October 04, 2007 - Report this comment
Replying to your reply(Tommy's) from my parody. I'll be writing on and off, I have plans to do clean remakes of a couple of whatfreaks parodies soon.
TT - October 04, 2007 - Report this comment
AFW, Stephen Harrington, alvin, thanks.
John Barry - October 04, 2007 - Report this comment
With this wind, I thee shed.
TullyGirl - October 04, 2007 - Report this comment
Wow.
TJC - October 04, 2007 - Report this comment
Short, sweet, virginally tight composition, clever and oooooooh so aromatic! Five lit matches, mate!
TT - October 04, 2007 - Report this comment
John Barry, (lol) thanks... TullyGirl, thanks
TJC, no! Don't light that! .... thanks :)
PMS - October 05, 2007 - Report this comment
An ass-toot analysis on how to blow A ROMA-nce
TT - October 05, 2007 - Report this comment
Couple o' world-class puns there, PMS! (lol) thanks :)

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