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Song Parodies -> "Shave The Mustache For Me"
Original Song Title:
"Save The Last Dance For Me"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Drifters
Parody Song Title:
"Shave The Mustache For Me"
Parody Written by:
Alvin Rhodes
The Lyrics
i will rant
i will rant at you, girl
quite livid am i
and i'll tell you why
i am riled
i am riled at you, girl
you are a horrid sight
you must put things right
well, you can keep the beard that you've grown
and leave it long eternally
but darlin'
shave the mustache for me
oh i know
that its taken time
and the shape's sublime
it was nicely done
here's the thing
you have got that job
with the circus mob
and you find it fun
well, you can keep the beard that you've grown
and leave it long eternally
but darlin'
shave the mustache for me
our romance
cannot carry on
cause that fuzz is long
where no fuzz should grow
it can scratch
lips are tender zones
and to rash, i'm prone
rubbing to and fro
well, you can keep the beard that you've grown
and leave it long eternally
but darlin'
shave the mustache for me
i will rant at you, girl
quite livid am i
and i'll tell you why
i am riled
i am riled at you, girl
you are a horrid sight
you must put things right
well, you can keep the beard that you've grown
and leave it long eternally
but darlin'
shave the mustache for me
oh i know
that its taken time
and the shape's sublime
it was nicely done
here's the thing
you have got that job
with the circus mob
and you find it fun
well, you can keep the beard that you've grown
and leave it long eternally
but darlin'
shave the mustache for me
our romance
cannot carry on
cause that fuzz is long
where no fuzz should grow
it can scratch
lips are tender zones
and to rash, i'm prone
rubbing to and fro
well, you can keep the beard that you've grown
and leave it long eternally
but darlin'
shave the mustache for me
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Very well-groomed parody.
Quite nicely done.
thanks john and stinker
Normally it's the other way around, the chick demanding the dude shave for her. And if the dude does demand the chick shave, it's usually in a different location.
Great twist to the OS. Where was it during World War II?
I can't stand women who look like Gabby Hayes..I might not be as liberal as you...I'd ask for a fully clipped face....Top job, here
LOL! ... like McK, I was wondering exactly which 'moustache" and "beard" we were talking about here? And what about the legs and 'pits? Can't stand thair on those either (except on sheep lol). 555 electrolysis treatments -- shaving leaves a stubble, and grows back :)
Funny - is it about one of those Russian female shot put team members from the 70's who may or may not have started life as a man.
Jason Giambi wouldn't like this one, but I'm no longer obligated to care what he thinks, so I like it.
thanks mckludge....lol...thought i'd throw a curve...thanks 2eagle....beats me...thanks AFW...lol.....thanks TT.....i'm remaining vague...thanks andy...maybe.....thanks michael...lol
LOL... one of your best, Alvin...
555 LOL
thanks macphisto and PMS...glad ya enjoyed
This would make a nice companion piece to "Shave It For Me" by MasonR. 555
thanks bob
This is a funny parody! The lady has must have more hair on her mustache than my father!!! It also reminded me of this Nickelodeon TeeNick show "Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide" in this episode "Boys/Girls" where Ned goes on that speed dating in the library and the girl he meets shaves her facial hair on her chin and her mustache!!! The lady has more hair on her face than Santa Claus!!
thanks christie
thanks dr. music
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