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Song Parodies -> "Save A Lap Dance For Me"

Original Song Title:

"Save The Last Dance For Me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Drifters

Parody Song Title:

"Save A Lap Dance For Me"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Go and strip, flip a hip for the bird
Who's quick with the word,
Skip his heart a beat
Go and flirt with the squirts
Who'll give till it hurts
Make 'em sweat with heat
But don't forget I'm countin' the bucks
That "Georgie" makes it ninety three
Oh darlin' Save A Lap Dance For Me
mmmm

Rock and roll with your heart and soul
There on the pole
Till the men go nuts
Do your thing in your skinny thong
Spice up each song with sexy struts
Just don't forget to flash for the cash
Keep doin' well financially
And darlin' Save A Lap Dance For Me

Do a bump and grind, the red hot kind
Like a chevy with a clutch
That little stop and go,
That I love oh so much..

Make your moves, do a whirl and twirl
Show 'em your their girl
And be booty kind
Feed their eyes, thin their wallet size
Let 'em fantasize
Just burn up their mind
But don't forget my sweet little pet,
That we're married, half belongs to me
So darlin' Save A Lap Dance For Me
mmmm

(Cash counting interlude)

But don't forget my sweet little pet
We are married, half belongs to me
Oh darlin' Save A Lap Dance For Me

Put some cash in my lap for me...
mmmm

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 11

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alvin rhodes - January 02, 2006 - Report this comment
great concept...lol
Johnny D - January 02, 2006 - Report this comment
What alvin said. ;-)
AFW - January 02, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin, and Johnny D
Larry - January 02, 2006 - Report this comment
Amazing parody, 555
AFW - January 02, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Larry
Red Ant - January 02, 2006 - Report this comment
Don't think I know TOS but great rhyming, especially "financially/dance for me". Here's three 5s to buy that next lap dance.
AFW - January 02, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks to Red Ant
Tim Hall - January 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Do you realize that you just wrote the new theme for the city of Las Vegas? It sounds better than What Happens in Vegas, Stays in Vegas. Congratulations!!!!!!
AFW - January 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Tim...which line do you mean?...The tag line..."Put some cash in my lap for me."
Tim Hall - January 03, 2006 - Report this comment
I was referring to the song title as the new theme of Vegas, but the other idea sounds great, too.
PMS - January 03, 2006 - Report this comment
555

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