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Song Parodies -> "Mart And Bowl"

Original Song Title:

"Heart And Soul"

Original Performer:

The Cleftones

Parody Song Title:

"Mart And Bowl"

Parody Written by:

Tommy Turtle

The Lyrics

Mart and bowl
I planned the hottest date:
Wal-Mart stroll...
And then go bowling late, gladly
I hoped, her flames to light
But I "struck out" for the night

Mart and bowl
Alas, my girl was bored --
-- To her soul
That's all I could afford, sadly
The "7-10" I missed
And didn't get kissed

I thought our date was thrilling, oh so thrilling
But when I took her home, was she unwilling!

And now I see
Why my dates burn and crash
Look at me
I'm always lacking cash, badly
Entire paycheck, whole,
Blown on our "Mart and Bowl"

© 2007 Tommy Turtle. All rights reserved.

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TJC - October 06, 2007 - Report this comment
Short, sweet, and perfectly formed! I can see the firm of Walton, Brunswick & Turtle's really making bank!
AFW - October 06, 2007 - Report this comment
So, I guess what you're saying is you missed both splits...tricky word weaving, here
Ann Hammond - October 06, 2007 - Report this comment
he he he you took her to Wal-Mart
TT - October 06, 2007 - Report this comment
TJC (lol), thanks... AFW: ROFL!!! great pun; thanks... Ann Hammond, thanks :)
alvin - October 06, 2007 - Report this comment really know how to impress the concept
PMS - October 07, 2007 - Report this comment
I guess your plans did not put her in the right frame of mind
TT - October 07, 2007 - Report this comment
alvin, yep :) thanks... PMS (lol) nope... my mind was in the gutter... thanks.

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