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Song Parodies -> "Fartin' Hole"

Original Song Title:

"Heart And Soul"

Original Performer:

The Cleftones

Parody Song Title:

"Fartin' Hole"

Parody Written by:

Tommy Turtle

The Lyrics

Fartin' hole
I rip 'em night and day
Fartin' hole
And people run away madly
They're so afraid they might...
...Be blown away by the blight

Fartin' hole
They begged and they implored:
"Get control...
"Your rumble is abhorred badly"
They all got plenty pi**ed
At blast of "moon" mist

Oh, how those nachos filled my... empty... belly
Never before have I been... quite so... smelly

But now I see
What three burritos do
Look at me
It's got me passing poo sadly
A gassy Tootsie Roll
Shot from my fartin' hole


© 2007 Tommy Turtle. All rights reserved.

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Overall Rating: 5.0

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alvin - September 21, 2007 - Report this comment
very descriptive...lol
John Barry - September 21, 2007 - Report this comment
I smell 5s.
2Eagle - September 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Moon mist?! That's the best yet.
Below Average Dave - September 21, 2007 - Report this comment
I can't find this OS today, in fact my first four reads of the day have been songs I'd never heard of. . .and in three cases bands I've never heard of. . ."They all got plenty pi**ed At blast of "moon" mist" was the top line, and I'll grant you auto pacing since I can't find the OS:)
OS lyrics - September 21, 2007 - Report this comment
ht*tp://kids.niehs.nih.gov/lyrics/heartsoul.htm (take out the asterisk)
AFW - September 21, 2007 - Report this comment
No gaswork, here..this gets a five
Tommy Turtle - September 21, 2007 - Report this comment
alvin, John Barry, 2Eagle, Below Average Dave, AFW, thanks.
Jason - September 22, 2007 - Report this comment
How rude of you TT to write something like this! Im surprised Jonathan S. hasnt commented on this! Great job, 555
TT - September 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Jason, thanks.
PMS - September 23, 2007 - Report this comment
By Cracky! This blew me away
TT - September 24, 2007 - Report this comment
PMS, thanks. (lol)

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