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Song Parodies -> "Art And Pole"

Original Song Title:

"Heart And Soul"

Original Performer:

The Cleftones

Parody Song Title:

"Art And Pole"

Parody Written by:

Tommy Turtle

The Lyrics

Can you guess which fictional character inspired this insipid parody? (Answer below)
Art and pole
She took ballet for years
Art and pole
She dances; crowd all cheers madly
As on the pole she goes
And slowly sheds all her clothes

Art and pole
Oh, how the men all roared
Lost control
But her poor Mom was floored, sadly
She stopped in for a sip
And saw her girl strip

"Dear, your ballet school cost us... lots of... money
"I find your work here not the... least bit... funny"

'Cause now Mom sees
Where ballet lessons went:
Hot striptease
Mom lost her temper'ment badly
Her daughter's ballet goal:
Perform her art on pole

Answer here. © 2007 Tommy Turtle. All rights reserved.

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alvin - September 20, 2007 - Report this comment
i had to peek at the answer...i missed that movie
2Eagle - September 20, 2007 - Report this comment
I remember when the OS was played to death. Good rhyming.
AFW - September 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Great word blending...sings as smooth as velvet on springs
Ann Hammond - September 20, 2007 - Report this comment
I sang
Tommy Turtle - September 20, 2007 - Report this comment
alvin, thanks, and you're lucky... I tried it at home and couldn't sit through the whole thing.

2Eagle, AFW, Ann Hammond, thanks.
John Jenkins - September 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Very good substitutions. I didn't see the movie either, so I guessed "Gypsy." Of course, she did vaudeville, not ballet, and was real, not fiction; but, otherwise, it was a pretty good guess.
TT - September 20, 2007 - Report this comment
John Jenkins, good point! -- I didn't think of that, but yes, Rose Louise does fit a lot of this... Thanks for v/c.
TJC - September 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Excellent fun parody... I suspect you wrote this on your uber-compact palmtop from the front row of one of the classier men's joints, heavy into your research, the stripper poles forming virtual 'antenna helpers' to your wi-fi enabled submission. (don't correct me if I'm wrong... I like the mental image!)
TT - September 21, 2007 - Report this comment
TJC: Okay, I won't... kind of like that image myself! ... thanks for v/c

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