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Song Parodies -> "Has Ev'rybody Seen My Gal (Nude? -- A Father's Lament, Part I)"

Original Song Title:

"Has Anybody Seen My Gal?"

Original Performer:

The California Ramblers

Parody Song Title:

"Has Ev'rybody Seen My Gal (Nude? -- A Father's Lament, Part I)"

Parody Written by:

Tommy Turtle

The Lyrics

New fad: "sext messaging", or just "sexting"-- teens sending nude pics of themselves to their friends via cell phone. Do they not know how easy it is to intercept cell messages, or what the person on the other end is going to do with them? ... Guess not, since they also seem to post their own pics on the Net. Here, a (fictional) father bemoans...

Please also see "Don't Young Things Have Flowers Anymore? (A Father's Lament, Part II)". OS lyrics here.
Pics so blue
She's putting ev'rything on view
Has ev'rybody seen my gal?

Web, it goes:
All those ho's
She ain't wearing any clothes
Has ev'rybody seen my gal?

Now, if you run into
A "Whoo, Hoo, Hoo!"
Showing her fur
Piercing rings
In strangest things
No one: "wife" would make of her

Whom would she love?
My request:
Could she, would she please get dressed?
Obscene scene: teen queen, seen, my gal!

Pics you do
They show what used to be taboo
Has ev'ryone seen your canal?

Sexy pose
Much, expose
Even little bud of rose
Guess ev'rybody's now your pal

Now, when I'm browsing for
My fav'rite por-
-n Internet site
Pics unfurl
And see my girl ?!?
Betcha' life: ker-plotz, I might!

She shows to you
Boob or two
Cutie booty, cootchy too
Guess ev'rybody's seen my gal!

Yes, ev'rybody's seen my gal!

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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Mark Scotti - February 10, 2010 - Report this comment
Gives new meaning to in"cumming" call!!!
Old Man Ribber - February 10, 2010 - Report this comment
(Singing) There a Nudie Comin'!
Christie Marie M - February 10, 2010 - Report this comment
That's putting cyber-porn to another level! Grin and bare it, they always say! Great job and 555!!
< ! ! ! > - February 10, 2010 - Report this comment
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blackjack21 - February 10, 2010 - Report this comment
I seen her and she was hot! (She is 18, right?)
Fiddlegirl - February 10, 2010 - Report this comment
"Altogether" a wonderful parody! TMGLTM, but "Obscene scene: teen queen, seen, my gal!" and "My fav'rite por- -n Internet site" are pure Turtle Gold. :D
Six-foot Ewe - February 10, 2010 - Report this comment
Uber-clever n' ultra funny TT! Did she even dare to reveal her inner-most palm notes?!
Phil Nelson - February 10, 2010 - Report this comment
I can't cover up that I like this
Tommy Turtle - February 10, 2010 - Report this comment
Mark Scotti: ROFLMAO!
Old Man Ribber: Quite the Seeker you are! :-)
Christie Marie M: Do they? So, bare it for us! ;)
{ ! ! ! } { T h a n k s }

blackjack21: Uh, no, that was part of the point. You are under arrest. You have the right to remain silent. And we wish you'd use it -- except for awarding Fives, a right you may use as often as you wish. :-D

Fiddlegirl: There is nothing altogether like a FG comment, on its berth-day! Suit-ed you well?Thanks for re-nude interest! ;)
Six-foot Ewe: No, but she Bare-acked her teleprompter -- and, uh, are you busy Friday night?
Phil Nelson: Blanketing you with thanks!
Lifeliver - October 02, 2012 - Report this comment
Fun, funny, fatherly and fellacious. 555, and one other adjective beginning with F.
Tommy Turtle - October 02, 2012 - Report this comment
Lifeliver: Um, I don't see a ref to fellatio in here -- or did you mean "fallacious"? ;-D ... and IDK what the other adjective is. Fantastic? Fabulous? Fine? ... I give up. Thanks for read and comment. :)

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