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Song Parodies -> "Wife Talking"

Original Song Title:

"Jive Talking"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Bee Gees

Parody Song Title:

"Wife Talking"

Parody Written by:

Steven Cavanagh

The Lyrics

It's-just-my wife talking,
talking to me.
Wife talkin',
Eternally.
Wife talkin',
I just can't win.
Wife talkin',
can't get a word in.

Oh, my girl
puts mouth in gear
without engaging brain.
That's right, girl
I agree, dear.
Would you mind turning up the football game?

'cause of my

Wife talkin',
saying something
about how
I'm not listening.
Wife talkin',
what's she on about? Yeah
Wife talkin',
Dunno, I tune out.

Oh my love,
It makes me wish
for major hearing loss.
A hearing aid,
with a little switch.
I could reach up and shut the damn thing off,

from all my

Wife talkin',
I work to the bone, yeah
Wife talkin',
to pay for the phone.
Wife talkin',
making demands
Wife talkin',
talk to the hand.

Wife talkin',
bashing my ear, yeah
Wife talkin',
with verbal diahorrea.
Wife talkin'
Would you tell me:
Wife talkin'
When do you breathe?
Disclaimer: My wife is NOT a talk-underwater type, this is modelled on archetypes (girl AND guy).

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Claude Prez - November 04, 2003 - Report this comment
Well, my wife IS a blabbermouth, so I loved it! (okay, she's not bad; she just apparently can't breathe unless she's talking)
Diva - November 04, 2003 - Report this comment
WM is the chatter in our house. Everything is pretty quiet until he gets home.
Diva - November 04, 2003 - Report this comment
WM is the chatter in our house. Everything is pretty quiet until he gets home.
Billy Florio - November 04, 2003 - Report this comment
Pretty good
Wild Man - November 04, 2003 - Report this comment
LOL>>>!Diva! Stop repeating yourself.
Meriadoc - November 04, 2003 - Report this comment
Hmmmm..... this sounds just like my spouse... :-0
Melhi - November 04, 2003 - Report this comment
I'm pretty sure that when I talk I sound like Charlie Brown's parents to my hubby... and I'm sure he's wondering why I gave him "that look" immediately after reading this. :) Great job.
Diva - November 05, 2003 - Report this comment
It wasn't me, WM. It was the mouse. LOL!
Michael Pacholek - November 05, 2003 - Report this comment
Oh, sure, blame the mouse.
The But-Meister - June 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Oh, I know what you mean, Buddy!!!

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