-> "My Way"
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My friends, far in life, I have traveled
And soon I face e-ter-ni-ty
Look back as my life has unraveled
I did it the best way for me
I'm sure; plain, pure:
I've followed each highway and street, complete
My case, straight face:
Examples of my way, replete
At times, I've regretted my actions
But really, not many at all
I did the required transactions
And meantime was having a ball!
Might have - bit off
More than I could possibly chew, it's true
Ate up; spit out
I faced life; stood tall; nothing, rue
There've been many heads on my pillow 
I've laughed and I've loved and I've cried
At times, tears would fall by the kilo
Amusing, now, as they subside
(Mob flack? You, whack!) 
Reviewing my life, 'twas discreet-ly sweet
Not shy: this guy
I never conceded defeat!
What good is it, being a man, now --
-- If you cannot voice your own thought?
I said what I wanted to, and how!
I'm lucky I never got caught!
Feel: say. Kneel? Nay
I took all the blows life threw day by day
Stood proud; ne'er bowed
Nor hid it; I did it my way!
 Roughly estimated at about 20,000 (heads on pillow or elsewhere), according to Mario Puzo's novel, "The Godfather", in which the Italian singing sensation/actor/nightclub star ("Johnny Fontaine") who gets ahead by virtue of his Mob friendships is most definitely *not* Sinatra, because Sinatra encountered Puzo in a nightclub once, accosted him, and told him that he (Puzo) had better quit implying that Fontaine's character was really Sinatra, because if he didn't, Sinatra's non-Mob non-goons would smash Puzo's non-teeth in, thus proving that Fontaine was not the not-Mob-connected Sinatra. (True story -- "both" of them, actually, heh heh! ;.)
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