The Donald went down the escalator that day
It was funny
The pundits on the networks thought that he really blew it
He got a base on the strength of his name and money
And the news said how did a politics outsider do it?

His campaign was angry, also very gauche
He knew just how far his money goes
And there was a chance he'd get the White House
His rallies were tasteless, also very loud
The RNC told him to settle down
It must have been his fault they all dropped out

And they said
There goes the last shred of RNC dignity
Who knows if he never showed up what could have been
There goes the maddest candidate we have ever seen
He had a marvelous time ruining everything

The Donald clung hard to his MAGA-hat base, forever
Kept saying that he had to lock her up now
Continued his campaign and upset the big names
And planned to spend money on more jobs and a wall too
And he won three hundred and six votes somehow

And they said
There goes the Clintons' political dynasty
Who knows if he never showed up what could have been
There goes the most shameless winner this country's ever seen
He'll have a marvelous time ruining everything

They say he was there nominating
Gorsuch to SCOTUS, then Brett and ACB
And in a fit of great madness
He typed a nonword and posted it in a Tweet
Four Trump years is a long time
Then came the DNC's most crowded primary
Biden ended up winning, despite the beginning
And then came COVID-19

Who knows if it never showed up what could have been
There goes the loudest president we have ever seen
It's Biden's marvelous time ruining everything
It's Biden's marvelous time ruining everything