-> "Hardiman"
Original Song Title:
"Cardigan"
Parody Song Title:
"Hardiman"
The Lyrics
Cherry dress, empty notes
Gonna get 50 votes
When you're a con, they assume you hate women
Beacon smile, pink lipstick
Partisan politics
When you're a con, they assume you're a bigot
But I knew you
Said you'd nominate me
That you didn't hate me, I
I knew you
Liked I knew Scalia
And had his ideas, I
And when I felt like I was just Judge Hardiman who was never picked
You said my name and said I was your next pick
All the libs, they had so much fun
Now Ginsburg's reign is done
When you're pro-life, they assume you hate women
But I knew you
I'm who you were seeking
Now that Dems were weakened, I
I knew you
Went and held my hearing
All the libs were fearing, I
And when I felt like I was just Judge Hardiman who was never picked
You said my name just after we lost Ginsburg
Miss Klobuchar, she's gone too far
She isn't needed
I passed the bar, now I'm a star
Though they tried leaving
'Cause I knew you
Brought me to the SCOTUS
You're the finest POTUS, I
I knew you
Worked with Mitch and Lindsey
Now that we lost Ginsy, I
I knew you
Knew that I would make it
That 5-4 would break it, I
And when you're a mom, they assume you can't SCOTUS
But I knew the Senate simply allowed this
I don't care about Ginsburg's last wish
She'd been on the Court for quite so long
And couldn't realize her ideas were wrong
What did she think when all those babies died
That their last wish was just to be alive?
I knew one day that she could not hold on
And there'd be a seat open when she's gone
And I knew that you would just pick me
You would just pick me
And you would just pick me
And you'd pick me
And when I felt like I was just Judge Hardiman who was never picked
You said my name and said I was your favorite
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