-> "Bernie Would Have Won"
Original Song Title:
"the 1"
Parody Song Title:
"Bernie Would Have Won"
The Lyrics
It is the night of the election
We wonder how it's gonna go
We thought that Clinton/Kaine would win it, they didn't though
Now Trump will be our next leader
And we all say this cannot be the way
You know there's something that we could have done to stop this day
I guess we'll never know, never know
If there's a way to change how this election goes
I hope this great upset will help us learn and grow
In 2020
But Bernie's something, don't you think so?
Dems aplenty, but so many leftists too
And if their wishes came true
They would just vote blue
In Hill's defense, she has none
For DNC shenanigans and all
But it would've been fun
If Bernie would have won
On Earth 2, we are doing cool shit
According to the verified
But Clinton would just be a warmonger and make us cry
If Bernie won the primary
He would have won it all right now
You know, but Hillary lost it and she still wonders how
I guess we'll never know, never know
And it's another day wondering what's wrong
But Bernie's something, don't you think so?
Dems aplenty, but so many leftists too
And if their wishes came true
They would just vote blue
In Hill's defense, she has none
For DNC shenanigans and all
But it would've been fun
If Bernie would have won
Hey, yeah-yeah
Libs persist and resist, say he will not divide us
But if one thing was different
All of it would be different today
Bernie's something, don't you think so?
But the Bern was smothered by the DNC
But it would have been sweet
If not for HRC
In her defense, she has none
For never visiting many swing states
But it would have been fun
If Bernie would have won
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